I'd be too afraid my johnson would get all caught up in the spokes.
As someone that raced seriously for 12 years and worked in shops for just as long....I can tell you without a doubt...that I can count the number of women riders/racers that I would actually want to get with...on a few fingers. Typically...most women cyclists are simply hideous.
I don't know though...personally...I hate getting all geeked out in my cycling clothes. If you think you look good in that shit...you got problems. No one looks good in spandex. Maybe they're onto something. Maybe I'll give it a go today up here in Woodland.
True story (since you bring up not wanting to use that bike seat afterwards):
Every year, bike shops hire staff just to work through the summer. One year I hired this guy that seemed to know more than the average guy. After a decent honeymoon period, and on a particularly hot and muggy St. Louis summer day, this older gal (see above comments about women cyclists) brings in her bike for repair. Now leather seats don't really retain any odors...that's why they're made that way. This particular gal had a fabric, gel cover for her seat. I come down into the basement/shop area to find this guy with his nose buried so far in the seat cover I thought he was gonna suffocate. When I asked what the fawk he was doing. He said I should try it and that it smelled like the real thing. He went on to say how rare it is to come across a situation where a gal uses one of these seat covers as they retain the......"aroma"........so nicely. I just walked away in shock. About 2 weeks later, the guy confronts me...a little upset and says, "You told the other guys that I'm a seat sniffer." I said, "Yeah I did...it was fawkin funny...you don't understand how rare it is to come across a situation like this...I had to tell."
I gotta go ride now.......with clothing on.
