What did you name your XJ?

[XJinPA]

Lately mine has just been called "why do you have to do this to me?" I'm sure it's not an original name though....

 

[bigalpha]

I suppose you cause the other party to lose the game either way.

 

[old_man]

My old rig was called Christine. That bitch tried to kill me several times.

 

[Kittrell]

My old rig was called Christine. That bitch tried to kill me several times.

The hatch was the most entertaining though.............

 

[Cnickgo]

The Jeep and the truck (MJ).

x2. Except the truck is also commonly referred to as the POS.

 

[rysam]

it usually gets referred to as that red hunk of shit in the driveway, it sits next to the white hunk of shit.

 

[old_man]

The hatch was the most entertaining though.............

Not if it happens to you.

 

[Jays siik xj]

Ive named mine piece of sh*t... But I only call it by its name when it breaks down.

 

[Jays siik xj]

you son of a bitch i lose.

Crap... Me too... thats what I get for scrolling up!

 

[Kiefer316]

Mine was named mantis Cause when i had her sittin in the garage a praying mantis crawled in there. I left it in there and haven't found it since.

My last jeep i called it crimzon. I have no idea why. but i thought it suited it very well.

 

[dard1324]

Previous owner named it "Gray Ghost." My friends call it "the Frankencar" because it has so many different parts on it and it's a piece of shit.

 

[xtimmax]

I call my XJ "My 2 door" because its my 2 door...

 

[Mstrkage]

I call my heep DthCab. When I bought it was a real piece of crap, actually, it hasn't much improved. Anyway I gave a young coworker a ride home one day and the first thing he said when he got in was "I hope you don't take your family in this!"

 

[88 Wagonman]

For a while I had "purple jeep" then "swamp thing " (spent 24 hours underwater )

now we just started numbering em because I got a stocker, a parts jeep and now am on lifted jeep 3. We usually just call mine the piece o shit lol

Is that a bottle of Pennzoil? First that then then sinking it. Why do you hate your XJ?

 

[MoparManiac]

Tinky Winky.

My brother named it the first day I brought it home. We all died laughing for about 20 minutes straight.

He's not laughing much anymore ...

 

[muduck18]

Mine are named a couple differnt things...
some call them "his and hers" which is wrong because they are both mine...
I call them RED and GREEN

and occasionally i refer to them as "96 and 98"

one of my friends calls green "rusty" because I had to replace everything because of rust.
and red "crash" because it had been in at least 3 accidents before I got it..

 

[MiniAmazon]

Mine's Snowball, since it's white. My parents named it shortly after they bought it in '95. enough dirt and she becomes Mudball.

My dad's white '97 XJ is called Polaris, I'm not sure why, but it works.

My mom's Grand Cherokee(Overland) is Cami, short for Camouflage since the paint seems change color between sage green and gray!

 

[Baja_XJ]

Mines called the perfect drug because thats what it is, when I get angry i can get in and go for a field run and it will calm me down

 

[90XJay]

Is that a bottle of Pennzoil? First that then then sinking it. Why do you hate your XJ?

actually that was sittin in my jeep from a bottle i picked up on the dirt road I live on. I don't like seeing trash so I grab it and throw it on my passenger floor till I get to a can (lots of random bottles in my jeep every week). I prefer castrol gtx actually. Don't know why to be honest lol.

 

[Bobby@Bullydog]

Named mine "Heep" Cause im always working on this heep of crap!