Warning: Home Depot wallet scam!!!!!

[YELLAHEEP]

I want to warn everybody about this because it happened to me!



Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start kissing each other ...

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat to perform sex with you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, on the 17th, 20th, two times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

 

[HaleYes]

Lame.
Very lame.
That email has been around for years.....

:conceited

 

[Ramsey]

and i'm quite certain its a repost too

 

[RichP]

Had me going there, your solution is The Dollar Store, much cheaper wallets....

 

[red91]

You know it's a lie right when Troy says.." then one of them climbs over the seat to have sex with you..."

1. He's in his "WORK" car. (Police vehicle)

2. There is a barrier between him and the two chicks going at it in the back seat.

3.. Dispatch wants to know what all the moaning and groaning is about, and he cant say 2 19 year old chicks are banging each other in his back seat, so NOW it has to sound somewhat plausible.

4. He has them HOG TIED in the back with their asses in the air.

Which makes it virtually impossible for them to take his wallet.

And I'm pretty sure, at 19, having sex with a police officer is not a "normal" fantasy.


:new:

 

[YELLAHEEP]

You know it's a lie right when Troy says.." then one of them climbs over the seat to have sex with you..."

1. He's in his "WORK" car. (Police vehicle)

2. There is a barrier between him and the two chicks going at it in the back seat.

3.. Dispatch wants to know what all the moaning and groaning is about, and he cant say 2 19 year old chicks are banging each other in his back seat, so NOW it has to sound somewhat plausible.

4. He has them HOG TIED in the back with their asses in the air.

Which makes it virtually impossible for them to take his wallet.

And I'm pretty sure, at 19, having sex with a police officer is not a "normal" fantasy.


:new:

Ok, now ^^^THAT'S^^^ funny - I don't care who you are! Nice work Rabbi!
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

BTW..... Our Supervisor cars don't have the barrier - seats fully recline...

 

[rock rash]

your as stupid as anne frank!

 

[Joe]

I want to warn everybody about this because it happened to me!



Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start kissing each other ...

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat to perform sex with you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, on the 17th, 20th, two times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Hey, I'm heading for the nearest Home Depot right now with a couple of wallets

 

[CanMan]

Hey, I'm heading for the nearest Home Depot right now with a couple of wallets

Just make sure to put Monopoly in them, and score with the 2 blondes, they shouldn't know the difference.

 

[Kittrell]

your as stupid as anne frank!

Think anyone will get that.................

 

[red91]

your as stupid as anne frank!

Nothing wrong with Jewish girls...:cheers:

 

[rock rash]

Think anyone will get that.................

if they have good taste in cinematic adventures they will!

 

[Ramsey]

or if they are racist

 

[Kittrell]

or if they are racist

It's okay, I'm taking it back.

 

[matt6669]

your as stupid as anne frank!

I don't know if this is what your talking about, but is that from Clerks II??

 

[Ramsey]

It's okay, I'm taking it back.

Porch monkey?

 

[Dvipercop]

Where's Kinky Kelly?????

 

[Cornflake]

anne frank was blind and deaf! hahaha. love that movie. best part is in the car on the way to race go karts and one of them is talking about why not to jerk off in the restroom cause some dude might walk in, get all sexed up and retard strong!!! LMFAO

 

[Cornflake]

Porch monkey?

I'm going to take that back!!!!

 

[Kittrell]

Porch monkey?

Porch Monkey 4 Life!