This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned that if the United States continues meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other Middle East hot spots they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not supply us any more presidents.
It's getting ugly, people.