Train Wreck thread

[Anak]

Story from a few generations back on my mom's side, great great great (maybe another "great" or two) grandmother went out to visit her son's farm. Son wasn't home. But he had a pet crow. The pet crow had learned to talk, but had picked up a vocabulary like that of the bird in the video. Crow said the wrong thing to grandma. Grandma took the crow outside and shot it.

I come by my sweet, tolerant disposition naturally.

 

[scottmcneal]

 

[Anak]

History of the Condom

I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a sheep's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first.

 

[Nimrod]

Baaaaaaaaaad.





See what I did there?

 

[Original_MudButt]

Baaaaaaaaaad.





See what I did there?

I saw what ewe did...

 

[Nimrod]

I saw what ewe did...

There's no pulling the wool over your eyes.

 

[surf2snow]

 

[Skwerly]

 

[scottmcneal]

:wow: you guys.

 

[Skwerly]

 

[Original_MudButt]

 

[Skwerly]

Goodness. Wyoming has hookers?

 

[Original_MudButt]

Goodness. Wyoming has hookers?

Wool, yeah...

 

[scottmcneal]

I'm thinking I need to report this thread for being sick. You guys are perverts. I should know cause I am one myself, but this sheep thing is out of control.



arty:

 

[scottmcneal]

2 campaigns in a nutshell





lol, this should get them going

 

[Skwerly]

 

[Original_MudButt]

"I see nuh-uh-uh-uh-thing!"

 

[dan1977p]

Should I be concerned that my wife just had her hand up a ewe's vag? Maybe delivering lambs is code for something else...

 

[Original_MudButt]

 

[Skwerly]

LOL corm... omg...