TIGCape's miserably hijacked thread.

[WaXJ_Skier]

That's the best part, I work at a Dodge dealership. Mopar parts with the off brand price. I've got no customers today and I'm lovin it. I get to sit around and browse craigslist and all day long. You guys have had my buddies and I rolling up for about an hour just recapping your idiotic adventures in wheeling, non-alc. beer, and trying to get Joe? laid. Good stuff.

What I don't understand is why would people be trying to get me laid? I know people that actually need to get laid.

like this guy

 

[Slacker87XJ]

Fifty pages and this thread still sucks ass! :clap:

 

[Blkxjkrawler]

I feel like I now know everyone in the NW chapter and I want to puke in my mouth.

NWC's most quoted thread ever!
My new sig. Thank you!
-Ryan
p.s. Does anyone know anything about a wheeling trip tonight?

 

[ECKSJAY]

p.s. Does anyone know anything about a wheeling trip tonight?

I got a phone call a little while ago about a front Dana 44 that wouldn't work...

But I'm going to bed.

 

[WaXJ_Skier]

I got a phone call a little while ago about a front Dana 44 that wouldn't work...

But I'm going to bed.

How many times can Matt break that thing? He didn't even do anything semi not smart this time.

 

[Matt_West]

Excellent who among our creative writing geniuses will write the trip report?

Is it true that GasCan in a horny delerium of fumes molested a sasquatch, further alienating the reclusive cryptozoological species, while our hero TigCape surveyed the scene under the yellow illumination of 10,000 watts worth of Chinese illumination?

 

[ECKSJAY]

How many times can Matt break that thing? He didn't even do anything semi not smart this time.

Said all he did was lock the hubs and put it in 4WD...front driveshaft turns but nothing else does? Said it was the first time he put it in 4WD since he got it back, but I take that with a grain of salt.

 

[Blkxjkrawler]

Excellent who among our creative writing geniuses will write the trip report?

Is it true that GasCan in a horny delerium of fumes molested a sasquatch, further alienating the reclusive cryptozoological species, while our hero TigCape surveyed the scene under the yellow illumination of 10,000 watts worth of Chinese illumination?

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[WaXJ_Skier]

Excellent who among our creative writing geniuses will write the trip report?

Is it true that GasCan in a horny delerium of fumes molested a sasquatch, further alienating the reclusive cryptozoological species, while our hero TigCape surveyed the scene under the yellow illumination of 10,000 watts worth of Chinese illumination?

Yeah sorry I scared off your Mom.

 

[WaXJ_Skier]

Said all he did was lock the hubs and put it in 4WD...front driveshaft turns but nothing else does? Said it was the first time he put it in 4WD since he got it back, but I take that with a grain of salt.

I think it was figured out that the axle shafts were not turning. I may be wrong as I was doinz at lotz of digginz last night.

 

[Avanteone]

I think it was figured out that the axle shafts were not turning. I may be wrong as I was doinz at lotz of digginz last night.

I don't know what the fawk is going on. We put it back together yesterday, engaged the hubs, made sure everything turned, and sent Matt off with it. I've got NO FAWKING CLUE wtf is going on now.... shit happens, perfect end to my crappy Friday I guess.

 

[ECKSJAY]

I don't know what the fawk is going on. We put it back together yesterday, engaged the hubs, made sure everything turned, and sent Matt off with it. I've got NO FAWKING CLUE wtf is going on now.... shit happens, perfect end to my crappy Friday I guess.

John, for what it's worth...he told me that the front driveshaft was turning, but I don't know how he was able to determine that. He said that no axle shafts were turning, no noise, and had figured this out immediately. :dunno:

Of course I took this with a grain of salt considering the condition of the fellows who phoned. uke:

 

[DrSockMonkey]

Good morning sunshines! I am pleased to say that last night was a lot of fun for my first time wheelin. Nothing broke on my rig so I am very happy. Learned a lot and enjoyed the company. Thanks to all who made it a good time!

 

[WaXJ_Skier]

Good morning sunshines! I am pleased to say that last night was a lot of fun for my first time wheelin. Nothing broke on my rig so I am very happy. Learned a lot and enjoyed the company. Thanks to all who made it a good time!

Lies all lies did you forget about the rubbing in the front that ripped your bumper cap off? To add to the damage count my muffler is Fawked Up Beyond All Recognition.

 

[DrSockMonkey]

True, but do you remember the Fonzi-esque move to pop it back into place? No fuss no muss... :thumbup: Aaayyyy:thumbup:

As I recall you were on a mission to eradicate your muffler.:scottm: Making room for a flowmaster?

Cherotron, Postup!

It was an awesome time, I don't know if I will be able to handle the excitement of wheeling when I actually get to go more than a couple miles

Lies all lies did you forget about the rubbing in the front that ripped your bumper cap off? To add to the damage count my muffler is Fawked Up Beyond All Recognition.

 

[90exjay]

John, for what it's worth...he told me that the front driveshaft was turning, but I don't know how he was able to determine that. He said that no axle shafts were turning, no noise, and had figured this out immediately. :dunno:

Of course I took this with a grain of salt considering the condition of the fellows who phoned. uke:

Yeah his front drive shaft was turning, but neither axle shaft budged.Strange huh.

Sean

 

[TRSCobra]

Strange indeed. It was almost like the ring gear was gone :dunno:

Oh yeah, why does my side hurt so bad today?

 

[90exjay]

Strange indeed. It was almost like the ring gear was gone :dunno:

Oh yeah, why does my side hurt so bad today?

The side of your what?:dunno:

Sean

 

[WaXJ_Skier]

I think the best quote was from Matt last night "I'd suck your c*ck for a vicodin right now"

 

[ECKSJAY]

I think the best quote was from Matt last night "I'd suck your c*ck for a vicodin right now"

The big question is: Do you think he would have?

:firedevil