TIGCape's miserably hijacked thread.

[IXNAYXJ]

where are you? first off

Mt. Hood.

-----Matt-----

 

[90exjay]

Urgent!!! Help Needed!!!

I'm out of coke. I've got rum (Bacardi) and a choice of Diet Barqs Root Beer or Diet 7Up.

What should I do!!!

-----Matt-----

Its simple chug the rest of the rum, than it won't matter what you drink after that.

 

[Slacker87XJ]

Urgent!!! Help Needed!!!

I'm out of coke. I've got rum (Bacardi) and a choice of Diet Barqs Root Beer or Diet 7Up.

What should I do!!!

-----Matt-----

Good god, man!

Please tell me you ran out of hookers before the coke!

 

[DrSockMonkey]

then there were four

 

[IXNAYXJ]

Good god, man!

Please tell me you ran out of hookers before the coke!

Yes, yes. Just like you showed me. Don't worry, sheesh.

So I poured the 7Up. I'll let you know in a few minutes how bad it is.

-----Matt-----

 

[DrSockMonkey]

I need avatar advice. This one or Sockmonkey Mr.t Or am I missing all together?

 

[IXNAYXJ]

then there were four

I love your new avatar!!! For the win!!!

EDIT: If you change it, I'll come hunt you down. When your Colt jams, I'll finish you off with my plastic gun.

-----Matt-----

 

[90exjay]

I need avatar advice. This one or Sockmonkey Mr.t Or am I missing all together?

I like this one its got a sock and a XXXX.

 

[WaXJ_Skier]

Mt. Hood.

-----Matt-----

go to govey I recall there being a brewery on the west side of town

 

[Slacker87XJ]

I need avatar advice. This one or Sockmonkey Mr.t Or am I missing all together?

EDIT: Avatar is twisted. Perfect.

Phil, somewhere there is a NOAA server telling you to fuck off. Well played. :yelclap:

 

[IXNAYXJ]

I like this one its got a sock and a XXXX.

Haha, owned by auto-word changey thingey!

You have to use them in a word together, like cockbreath, or kuntface.

-----Matt-----

 

[90exjay]

Haha, owned by auto-word changey thingey!

You have to use them in a word together, like cockbreath, or kuntface.

-----Matt-----

Damn f u c k e d again

 

[IXNAYXJ]

go to govey I recall there being a brewery on the west side of town

Yeah, good call. I'll jump in a brand new bright red Porsche 911 Carerra S and drive to a ski resort at 1:00 am to get beer. :wierd:

-----Matt-----

 

[90exjay]

Yeah, good call. I'll jump in a brand new bright red Porsche 911 Carerra S and drive to a ski resort at 1:00 am to get beer. :wierd:

-----Matt-----

Not unless you pick me up first!

 

[IXNAYXJ]

Damn f u c k e d again

I have a challenge for you. I can trick it into doing cockface, but no matter what I try the fucking thing won't let me do kunt...spelled right.

I even tried XXXXatalicious.

-----Matt-----

 

[IXNAYXJ]

Not unless you pick me up first!

At least we'd have para-medics on the scene REALLY fast....

-----Matt-----

 

[DrSockMonkey]

You remembered!! Hows this one??

I love your new avatar!!! For the win!!!

EDIT: If you change it, I'll come hunt you down. When your Colt jams, I'll finish you off with my plastic gun.

-----Matt-----

 

[90exjay]

LIke XXXXry

 

[IXNAYXJ]

LIke XXXXry

Yeah, just like that. Except without the "x's"

-----M-----

 

[IXNAYXJ]

You remembered!! Hows this one??

That's the old one....

Bring back the cockmonkey. :rattle:

BTW, I love 1911's, and own a couple. They don't hold a candle to my HK in terms of reliability, though.

-----Matt-----