The Wife

[techno1154]

This is my new favorite internet game.

I'm trying to teach my wife all about leaving me alone.
I have made her a user name here on Oprah.com.
I'm hoping she will learn how to cook a good dinner.
I am also hoping she'll get addicted to being naked and touching me,
Wow, I'm so tired..."are you done on yet" is my wife's user name.
I'll be renewing my membership after I spend money on something stupid this week.

And you post number is??? 666. How did that happen?

Trail Blazer nice waggie. Too bad about the wife. A woman has the right to play hard to get when she feel like it. Now there is a challenge to rise to.

 

[westvirginia24976]

Is she hot?

Around here they all end up looking like CherBear anyway.

 

[ChiXJeff]

TB, your wife needs to dig into her email (probably spam folder) to find the confirmation email. There's a link that needs to be followed before any posting privileges are granted.

 

[Trail Blazer]

i ummm,,,, told her to um.... delete those mails..... ummm...... i umm..... was really tired, and umm....... didnt hear her correctly, and ummm...... yeah.... !!!1

 

[hintonsooner]

DO NOT.... I repeat.... DO NOT let your wife get on the boards you use.
Eventually you'll start talking to eachother on the forums.
It's all good, then the dirty laundry gets aired out in front of all your buddies that she's now become such "good friends" with.
Every man needs some privacy and you're just giving it away!
This will not end well for you, I know that much.
Been there, done that, regretted every minute...


I have links in case you don't believe me...




You've been warned...

 

[AIbandit]

Around here they all end up looking like CherBear anyway.

Lol that's true I suppose.

 

[Tenny]

the last 3 digits of her birth date is 666 :shocked:

One of my ex's was the same... 06/06/86. Our second date was on her birthday too (back in 06.... (06/06/06)! She turned out crazy (I think I bring that out in girls).