THE PRESIDENTS LATEST SPEECH

[HilltopXJ]

There, that's better.

-----Matt-----

Thats the answer I was looking for.

 

[XJ_Vikings]

Im very right-wing conservative but i dont like how this goes overboard. I find in general going this far discredits some of the good points you may have had. This is true with both the left and the right. If someone comes to me with a calm disagreement with Bush I listen and may even consider some of the things they said (i have in the past) but if they shout that "Bush is the greatest terrorist since Hitler" I dont even give them the time of day. I think this person might have some good points but to me its just stupid. funny, but stupid

 

[Blaine B.]

There, that's better.

-----Matt-----

True, although most of our involvement over there came in the second world war. Unless you count how we supplied the UK for WW1 and all.......ok, you're completely right


NOW back to the origional topic, what was this about Canada and all? :canada:

 

[Matthew Currie]

Seems the humor is lost on you?

Not entirely, but I think it's too angry and bitter, and too close to some people's poorly thought out ideas, to work as humor.

Hillary Clinton jokes, on the other hand, are almost always funny, for some odd reason.

 

[BIGSLVRXJ]

Hillary Clinton jokes, on the other hand, are almost always funny, for some odd reason.

If you can't say anything nice...






















you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

 

[Brad M.]

Hillary Clinton jokes, on the other hand, are almost always funny, for some odd reason.

Ah yes, they never disappoint...

 

[XJPhoenix]

My apologies! I honestly thought the post (and poster) were serious.

 

[Slacker87XJ]

Ah yes, Hitlery jokes never disappoint...

Fixed.

Blatant plagarism follows:


A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he
waited to be seated, he noticed that the maitre d’ was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and said,”Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if
you please.”

Intrigued, the man said, “OK.”

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, “Sir, what is
your IQ?”

The man answered, “Oh, about 164.”

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The
man was most impressed.

The next day he returned, but thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked,”What is your IQ, sir?”

This time the man answered, “Oh, about 100″.

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he
returned. Again the robot asked the question,
“What is your IQ?”

This time the man drawled out,” Uh…..’bout 50.”

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?”

Yeah, former repulicrat/democan here. Funny on either side of the table. My super liberal hippy mom sent me that joke - god bless her soul.

-i

 

[Blaine B.]

I thought liberals love Hillary?

 

[POSJ]

Wow people need to get sense's of humor. Not you XJPheonix you already appologized, it was said that Bush "should" which makes it an opinion. Therefore falls under freedom of speech, get over it not everybody believes the same as you. I talked to all kinds of different countries that weren't mentioned on the list and some that were on list 2 as our no longer allies. IE France and Germany. Most people in the states don't know what is actually happening over there, in Afghanistan there are 4,000 coalition troops on top of our 5,000 just at Bagram AB, these include Canada, South Korea, France, Germany, Spain, Russia, Sweden. Those countries weren't mentioned or were mentioned badly which nobody threw a fit about. Open your mind, look at some stuff and laugh life isn't life if you are always serious.

My 2cents,
Tyler-

 

[Matthew Currie]

I thought liberals love Hillary?

I'm probably more liberal than many here, and I don't demonize Hillary as some do, but I can't say I love her either, and it's not just because of her thick ankles. I'm just not convinced that she has the chops. Already we've seen signs that her presidential ambitions have gotten in the way of principle, enough to come down on the wrong side of issues she could have stood on without danger to her Senate seat. Maybe I'm being too harsh, but even when she's right, there's just something about her that gets under your fingernails. Aside from that I don't think she has what it takes to win the presidency, in part because of the hatred of a large sector of the voting public. I think her haters hate her with more passion than her supporters support her. But I suspect that because she has huge name recognition and lots of money behind her, she has a good chance of being nominated, and the Democrats will have a new Hubert Humphrey for the 21st century.

Anyway, serious politics aside, there's just something about Hillary that makes her a sitting duck for jokes.

 

[Ray H]

Anyway, serious politics aside, there's just something about Hillary that makes her a sitting duck for jokes.

Its her husband.

 

[AkJeepKid]

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
be
drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's
oil
needs for decades to come.

That would ROCK, then my PFD would be much more than $1000.... Hurray for free money

 

[GreenbeltXJ]

what determans the amount you get with the PFD, my buddy got like $850, he is single and in the military.

 

[AkJeepKid]

Um its all about oil prices, but like... a few years back. its really confusing and a mystery to all. we just live happy with our free money