THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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some sorority girl said:
If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough ****ing ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been ****ING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so ****ing AWKWARD and so ****ing BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Rebecca, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to ****ing find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying ****, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying ****, about how much you ****ing love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ****ing year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I ****ing repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not ****ing possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ****ING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ****ING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ****ING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people ****ing retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a **** if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do ****ing NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Rebecca!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID ****ING ASS HATS, IT ****ING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW ****ING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ****ING UP AT SOBER ****ING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being ****ing WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not ****ing funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. ****ing. Team. ARE YOU ****ING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU ****ING BLIND? Or are you just so ****ing dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE ****ING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR ****ING MATCHUP. I will ****ing **** punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a **** if you SOR me, I WILL ****ING ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Rebecca, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not ****ing kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not ****ing awkward than 80 that are ****ing ***gots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't ****ing show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn **** block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to ****ing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ****. Go **** yourself.
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I send bob one snapchat and my phone blows up with a constant barrage of bob snapchats. For like two weeks all i've done is take picture of random shit and draw dicks on them and send them to bob.
 
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cmelo said:
How does one "buy gas"?
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You grab a piece of hose, head to the nearest vehicle(preferably owned by law enforcement), dunk one end in the gas tank and proceed to perform the same acts on said hose that you use to earn extra cash on Roxbury's street corners. You then put the other end in the Honcho, maybe the cab, I don't know, and it runs and shit.
 
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squashman702 said:
You grab a piece of hose, head to the nearest vehicle(preferably owned by law enforcement), dunk one end in the gas tank and proceed to perform the same acts that you use to earn extra cash on Roxbury's street corners. You then put the other end in the Honcho, maybe the cab, I don't know, and it runs and shit.
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You're trying to make a joke but before we got a big drum and a pump that's how we got all the gas out of cars, then subsequently into my gas tank. For a good year probably.
 
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cmelo said:
You're trying to make a joke but before we got a big drum and a pump that's how we got all the gas out of cars, then subsequently into my gas tank. For a good year probably.
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So all that streetcorner stuff is true? I knew it had to be in Roxbury. Colin may be a regular in Stoughton, but I hear he doesn't pay that well for services.
 
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squashman702 said:
So all that streetcorner stuff is true? I knew it had to be in Roxbury. Colin may be a regular in Stoughton, but I hear he doesn't pay that well for services.
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I just got the gas in a jug and up to my truck and told the guy who worked for my dad to come over to suck on my hose for me.
 
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I'm teaching a new guy how to drive a tow truck and strip cars in half a work day and he's gonna be our new driver.
 
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Got the drum brakes finished on one side, popped the other drum off and you can still see the paint on springs, gonna replace the plugged bleeder valve and move on to the hard lines
 
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all this time being confused and the other side was still together?

:doh:
 
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went out to start the bike this morning quarter to 7 and the crazy guy next door is hanging his head out the window i start the bike up and he was like YEAH BUDDY GETT TH... then i shushed him and he was like "ooo yea gotta be quite" mean while the bike is bloping away with the choke on. his reaction to me shushing him had me in stitch's.
 
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Took a week to beat the drum off the other side, after it was off got the first side done in 5 mins, only thing that three me off was on my 00 they don't have the spacers for the shoes to connect to the cylinder
 
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Dezzzy said:
went out to start the bike this morning quarter to 7 and the crazy guy next door is hanging his head out the window i start the bike up and he was like YEAH BUDDY GETT TH... then i shushed him and he was like "ooo yea gotta be quite" mean while the bike is bloping away with the choke on. his reaction to me shushing him had me in stitch's.
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did you have on just a pair of jorts and no shirt?
 
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cmelo said:
Eh, it's not what it's all cracked up to be. I wish I had $40 to buy a starter, and a gas tank not filled with cottage cheese and leaves.
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I have a free gas tank for you in southbridge, used for 18 years, only one hole
 
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If I could remember where my flare tool kit is I could finish these damn brakes and take the mj fo a spin
 
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