THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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I regret that I have but one tip to give for my country
You may have one tip to give, but how many tips have you taken?

It's how we all feel when you talk about Mini Coopers.

See quote below.
Fail.

He talked about Mini Coopers once, got made fun of until he cried, and hasn't talked about them since.

You talk about VWs/motorcycles on a daily basis.

Suck a limp dick c*ck muncher!
(Sorry, that was close! I had to do that, you were defending me, the world nearly ended.)

Eh, whatever. Motorcycles are bad ass and fun. If you think otherwise, you're balls have clearly touched another man's balls.

Just cuz Mark is having 2 days of brilliance doesn't mean he earns a throne. He'll be back to full retard soon.

I will admit, motorcylces do have a fun streak to them. But I'm man enough to admit I'll kill myself on one a lot sooner than later.

But posting about decorating them with Jay Leno sized chin fairings, pretty gay.

You tried making fun of me with balls toucher and hypocrit.

I'll see if Ross can teach you how to read after he figures out how to get dressed.
Good luck with that, I don't know which will come first, Ross possessing the ability to dress himself, of Ross actually finishing his black jeep.
 
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But I'm man enough to admit I'll kill myself on one a lot sooner than later.
Tell me, how is it living a boring life?

I don't do it because it's safe. I do it because it's fun. It definitely takes practice too. No one is as good as Rossi the first time they get on a bike.
 
So I ordered a chicken salad sandwich for lunch (to go with a cup of soup). The sandwich guy accidentally made me a tuna salad sandwich.

I don't mind tuna salad but surprise tuna when im expecting chicken is not pleasant. :puke:
 
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Probably a lot

i went to rc once to ride along when my 96 was stock.

it was on 37's a week later

I will admit, motorcylces do have a fun streak to them. But I'm man enough to admit I'll kill myself on one a lot sooner than later.

i like motorcycles, and i like riding them.

but all it takes is one dumb broad texting and not paying attention to kill you in a second.

i dont like that aspect of it.

i prefer to play with my motorcycles in the dirt away from morons.

ive been in a couple accidents in my jeep on bigass tires. both instances if i were on 2 wheels instead i wouldnt have been able to get out of the way and it would be very likely all my limbs wouldnt be working.


ill still take my chances and go for a ride every so often however. not a daily rider kinda thing though
 
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Says the guy who will be sitting at home this weekend while we're all down in PA partying, BBQing, and wheeling.
Who says I'll be at home diddling myself all day? I'm only not going because I didn't want to take time off of work. I have plans, asshat.

Just to piss Mark and Colin off, I'm going to continue talking about bikes. Not only is Rossi one of the fastest riders ever, but he has a picture of himself on his helmet.
valentino_rossi_helmet_02.jpg
 
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but all it takes is one dumb broad texting and not paying attention to kill you in a second.

Or a foreigner not paying attention when making a left turn.

That was an expensive lesson in learning why not to borrow your friend's Harley, even when he's the one who wants you to borrow it.
 
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Anything you're doing is guaranteed to be more boring.
Tailgating, drinking beer, eating grilled food, and going to a football game is mad lame... I'm such a word-I-can't-say-cuz-Bill-will-lock-the-thread for wanting to do that.
 
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Tailgating, drinking beer, eating grilled food, and going to a football game is mad lame... I'm such a word-I-can't-say-cuz-Bill-will-lock-the-thread for wanting to do that.

thats about 967 times more lame than rocktoberfest. nice try
 
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Who says I'll be at home diddling myself all day? I'm only not going because I didn't want to take time off of work. I have plans, asshat.

Just to piss Mark and Colin off, I'm going to continue talking about bikes. Not only is Rossi one of the fastest riders ever, but he has a picture of himself on his helmet.
valentino_rossi_helmet_02.jpg

Does anyone else kind of thing that picture looks like me?

So I ordered a chicken salad sandwich for lunch (to go with a cup of soup). The sandwich guy accidentally made me a tuna salad sandwich.

I don't mind tuna salad but surprise tuna when im expecting chicken is not pleasant. :puke:
Now you know what its like to order a sandwhich without mayo on it, and then get a sandwich with may on it. BAM!

Tell me, how is it [size=+1]living[/size] a boring life?

I don't do it because it's safe. I do it because it's fun. It definitely takes practice too. No one is as good as Rossi the first time they get on a bike.

It is nice living to do other fun things. I wasn't aware that if you don't ride a motorcycle, you're automatically not living your life to the fullest. I'm definitely not saying that my life is the most exciting, and I have fun with it all the time, because that is most definitely not true. But I do other fun stuff, and owning a motorcycle would only give me temporary enjoyment, it wouldn't make my life complete.

I agree with you Sam.
 
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Or a foreigner not paying attention when making a left turn.

That was an expensive lesson in learning why not to borrow your friend's Harley, even when he's the one who wants you to borrow it.
That's what you get for riding a Harley

Sorry Ryan :kissyou:
 
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