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I have this tiny little wart on the ring finger of my right hand; usually it goes unnoticed, but every once in a while I decide to start picking at it.

XXXXer started bleeding so I just gouged out the whole thing. Painful and bleeds a TON but if you manage to get the whole thing, it's typically gone for good.

Anyone else ever do this?
 
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Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
 
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vetteboy said:
I have this tiny little wart on the ring finger of my right hand; usually it goes unnoticed, but every once in a while I decide to start picking at it.

XXXXer started bleeding so I just gouged out the whole thing. Painful and bleeds a TON but if you manage to get the whole thing, it's typically gone for good.

Anyone else ever do this?
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yeah but it was a herpe, and it comes back...
 
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vetteboy said:
I have this tiny little wart on the ring finger of my right hand; usually it goes unnoticed, but every once in a while I decide to start picking at it.

XXXXer started bleeding so I just gouged out the whole thing. Painful and bleeds a TON but if you manage to get the whole thing, it's typically gone for good.

Anyone else ever do this?
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Chris has sex with frogs and then they pee on him. That's how he gets the warts.
 
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OK, new topic. :laugh:

Anyone ever play the one-minute speech game? No prep time, someone just throws out a topic and you have to begin speaking about it immediately, for one minute, with no hesitations/ummms/etc. It doesn't have to be even remotely true, as long as you can stay on topic.

I'm usually pretty damn good at this (and I'll leave that as an open challenge for NACfest if anyone comes up with something good :D) but I lost last night due to cracking myself up. The topic was 'black holes' and about halfway through describing the immense gravitational pull of a black hole - these XXXXers suck in LIGHT - I said something about how you can't even look at one through a telescope because it'll suck your eyeball right through the lens. I made it through another few words and started imagining that happening, and just gave up.

It's nice when you still have the ability to amuse yourself. I don't expect anyone else to find that nearly as funny as I did. :laugh:
 
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vetteboy said:
OK, new topic. :laugh:

Anyone ever play the one-minute speech game? No prep time, someone just throws out a topic and you have to begin speaking about it immediately, for one minute, with no hesitations/ummms/etc. It doesn't have to be even remotely true, as long as you can stay on topic.

I'm usually pretty damn good at this (and I'll leave that as an open challenge for NACfest if anyone comes up with something good :D) but I lost last night due to cracking myself up. The topic was 'black holes' and about halfway through describing the immense gravitational pull of a black hole - these XXXXers suck in LIGHT - I said something about how you can't even look at one through a telescope because it'll suck your eyeball right through the lens. I made it through another few words and started imagining that happening, and just gave up.

It's nice when you still have the ability to amuse yourself. I don't expect anyone else to find that nearly as funny as I did. :laugh:
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I lol'd
 
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The mosquitos are horrible in my town this year; they really need to spray again. I may or may not have to go out and buy my father one of those mosquito magnet things for father's day.
 
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vetteboy said:
OK, new topic. :laugh:

Anyone ever play the one-minute speech game? No prep time, someone just throws out a topic and you have to begin speaking about it immediately, for one minute, with no hesitations/ummms/etc. It doesn't have to be even remotely true, as long as you can stay on topic.

I'm usually pretty damn good at this (and I'll leave that as an open challenge for NACfest if anyone comes up with something good :D) but I lost last night due to cracking myself up. The topic was 'black holes' and about halfway through describing the immense gravitational pull of a black hole - these XXXXers suck in LIGHT - I said something about how you can't even look at one through a telescope because it'll suck your eyeball right through the lens. I made it through another few words and started imagining that happening, and just gave up.

It's nice when you still have the ability to amuse yourself. I don't expect anyone else to find that nearly as funny as I did. :laugh:
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nice, was this before or after the frog incident?
 
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YESSSS
 
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vetteboy said:
I have this tiny little wart on the ring finger of my right hand; usually it goes unnoticed, but every once in a while I decide to start picking at it.

XXXXer started bleeding so I just gouged out the whole thing. Painful and bleeds a TON but if you manage to get the whole thing, it's typically gone for good.

Anyone else ever do this?
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I know a guy who used to have a few on the back of his hand. The lazer and freezing removal procedures did nothing for him. He used to slice at them with a razor blade for a couple minutes a day. He says your body basically doesn't recognize that they're there or something like that. By injuring the skin that is the wart, your body also attacks the warts too. They went away and never came back for him.

I had one on the back of my Achilles tendon a long time ago. I ripped it out, root and all. It hurt a bit and bled. And bled. And kept bleeding. And never came back.

I've heard that putting duct tape over a wart will also make it go away. Something to do with them needing oxygen. My ex girlfriend tried it with one on her foot and I don't remember the result. She was nutso anway.
 
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I like how when you do your own thing at work your supervior gets piseed but when you ask them what to do or try helping them they also give you attitude I'm gonna keep in a happy mood cause I plan on haveing a very productive evening and t minus 2 weeks 1 day till departure to nacfest
 
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Btw chris and colin will be competing in the deepwoods show no questions asked
 
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:laugh:

So it's very infrequent that I screw up at work...which usually means when I do, it's something pretty epic.

Had to do some database grunt work - this usually falls on me only because I GSD much faster than our operations manager. Nothing fancy, just zeroing out sales tax percentages for about 5,500 customers. I figure I'll export the table, do the work in excel, make sure it's all good, then paste the new version over the old one.

Well, turns out there were a few subtables with linked dependencies that when you get rid of a record from the main table, it deletes all associated records in the linked tables.

In other words, I just deleted the contact and shipping information for every single customer in our system. Only about 6,000 or so.

Let's hope the offsite backup guys are on the ball. :laugh:
 
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CTRL + Z :laugh3:
 
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