Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
most expensive haircut ever.
parked on some snow. not the most intense park job ever. 2 tires still on pavement (IN A PARKING SPOT)
my haircut is done. i go outside to 2 johnston cops, in separate cruisers.
douchecop- how are you sir?
me- im good, whats up?
douchecop- is this your vehicle?
me- yes
douchecop- You better go find a ride, im getting it towed.
me- wut?
douchecop- you better start lookin for a ride, or give me $85 right now.
at this point im like thinking of what to say/do lol. do i ask him if its illegal to park on a snow covered parking spot or do i not push my luck.
douchecop- better hurry up, you can go hang out in gamestop while we get this thing out of here
me- what if i get you $85
douchecop- well you better hurry up the tow truck is just pulling in.
so i run into stop and shop to the atm, and its broken.
so i buy 2 packs of gum and get cash back each time.
run back out where the cops and tow truck are still there. with the jeep loaded up and ready to go.
me- i have the money, can i drive it home?
douchecop- lets see it
i hand them money.
douchecop to the tow truck driver- ok you can let it down
and the cops leave.
the tow truck driver was cool though.
tow truck dude- "assholes huh? if they didn't stay i woulda just let it back down and let you go home"
then we talked about his lifted 4runner
i paid about $105 for a haircut and 2 packs of gum