THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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yeah, i saw that thread. and i used to chuckle at his name simply because of what position he plays too. damn good goalie. we almost made the frozen 4 when he was playing for us.
 
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i have low pinion 5.38's and a lockrite

i break 3 rules regarding gear longetevity

-super low gears=less ring gear teeth and miniature pinion gear=weaksauce
-low pinion= moar deflection=weak
-floppy stock carrier=floppy weak

D44 carrier = WAY beefier than a D30 carrier.

LP vs. HP discussion is dumb in terms of strength. For driveshaft clearance it's a valid argument.
 
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oh really? dang. at least he got to play.
 
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why would my new windshield crack right down the middle, again, less than a month after having replaced it?! I don't wheel! I simply drive to and from work. I know my shocks are toast as they're original, but still! it's not that rough a ride.

Howie jr, what say you?
 
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D44 carrier = WAY beefier than a D30 carrier.

LP vs. HP discussion is dumb in terms of strength. For driveshaft clearance it's a valid argument.

the internet told me so

why would my new windshield crack right down the middle, again, less than a month after having replaced it?! I don't wheel! I simply drive to and from work. I know my shocks are toast as they're original, but still! it's not that rough a ride.

Howie jr, what say you?

my windshield did the same thing a day after they replaced it

they had to reseal it twice because they suck at life and now that its sealed it cracked down the middle

crack>leak

they gave me a hard time about fixing it so screw them
 
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why would my new windshield crack right down the middle, again, less than a month after having replaced it?! I don't wheel! I simply drive to and from work. I know my shocks are toast as they're original, but still! it's not that rough a ride.

Howie jr, what say you?

:dunno:
 
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Howie changes windshields out so fast noone can comprehend how it was even installed never mind pick up his technique. Howie's supreme glass skills will unfortunately die with him as even his own seeds of life can not follow in his footsteps.:o
 
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Howie changes windshields out so fast noone can comprehend how it was even installed never mind pick up his technique. Howie's supreme glass skills will unfortunately die with him as even his own seeds of life can not follow in his footsteps.:o

I've often thought about this.

I should learn his quick change methods this weekend when we magically crap a windshield back into my XJ.
 
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Now, the rear wiper motor on the other hand, damn that's a big deal. If that's not working, you sir are FAWKED.

:D
Piss and moan all you want, and no matter how stupid you feel they are, the fact is you don't make the rules.
 
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I failed because my horn doesn't work. Completely forgot that was part of the inspection.
 
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Piss and moan all you want, and no matter how stupid you feel they are, the fact is you don't make the rules.

Hey, I wasn't the one pissing and moaning ;) ...to start the debate again... if you take the entire windshield wiper arm off (for the rear glass) it's legal. BAM.
 
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So I think today is as good a day as any to order the JCR t-case and gas tank skids. Unless anyone knows of any other that are cheaper :dunno:

Edit: Damn, as soon as I posted that I decided to take a look in the classifieds and saw billy's... Hmmmm.
 
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doncha hate that?
 
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I failed because my horn doesn't work. Completely forgot that was part of the inspection.

Is your horn button not hooked up (correct) or are your horns out? At least you have a donor vehicle, otherwise they're dirt cheap new anyways.

Someone was telling me the other day that his friend hooked up a train horn to a toggle (I forget who) and that is the most unbelievably obxnoxiously awesome horn ever. That story reaks of Carmelo...


Or, you should have stood behind him with an air horn and just honked it when he did.
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I'm going to do you all a favor and introduce you to my personal favorite musician.

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Wesley Lawrence Willis[1] (May 31, 1963 – August 21, 2003) was a busker, musician, comedian and artist from Chicago. A diagnosed chronic schizophrenic, he gained a sizeable cult following in the 1990s after releasing several hundred songs of simple but unique music, with emphasis on his humorous, bizarre, and frequently obscene lyrics. In addition to his large body of solo musical work, Willis fronted the punk rock band the Wesley Willis Fiasco. He also produced hundreds of unusual colored ink-pen drawings, most of them of Chicagoland and streetscapes.
Here is a sample of some of his lyrics which I find brutally inspiring.

Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's XXXX with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothaXXXXa!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
By the way that large bruise on his forehead is from when he headbutts everyone he meets.

RIP:bawl:
 
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I'm going to do you all a favor and introduce you to my personal favorite musician.

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Here is a sample of some of his lyrics which I find brutally inspiring.

By the way that large bruise on his forehead is from when he headbutts everyone he meets.

RIP:bawl:

i totally have one of his albums

every song is the same beat, just different words. and many are awesome
 
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