THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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So my buddy Matt is seeing this new girl, and the other day she suggested that they go to Atlantic City for a night...Harrah's casino. He's like, sure, sounds good.

They're sitting at some slot machines and she pulls this metal tube out of her purse, opens it up, and starts sprinkling some powder on a dollar bill. :confused:

"Um, WTF are you doing?"

"Oh...I didn't want to say anything before because you'd probably think I'm weird...but my great aunt died two weeks ago, and she was cremated. One of the things she liked best in life was coming here to gamble, so she asked that some of her ashes be spread at the casino and the slot machines."

"..."

After feeding a bunch of dollars (and ashes) into the slot machines, apparently Great Aunt Annie wasn't bringing them any luck, so they moved on to blackjack. Dumping a powdered substance onto a blackjack table is generally frowned upon...the dealer ended up calling the pit boss, who called the floor manager...

Girl: "But people smoke here, and they get ash on the table sometimes. What's the difference?"

Manager: "If you'd like to dispense your great aunt's ashes into an ashtray, you're more than welcome to do that."

Girl: "My aunt hated smoking, I could never do that to her."

The girl was pretty hammered at this point so the manager asked them to leave the casino. She ended up puking during the ride home and then realized she had left the remaining ashes of Great Aunt Annie sitting at the blackjack table. After crying hysterically for a few minutes about this she realized that it was probably a fitting enough ending and she got over it.

Yes, they're still together.
 
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That will be a hell of a story for their grandkids.
 
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cmelo said:
Anybody need a new wheeling rig?
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That an old buban? You still got thatfiero around I need a dd tow rig or not
 
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That's cool I don't need another project its bad enough I'm on the hunt for a obd1 xj
 
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sheepjeep said:
Going to six flags for work gonna spend two hour drive with a Guy who only speaks Chinese
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Scenes from the movie Rush Hour just played in my head.
 
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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.

Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
 
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Here's another pet peeve of mine at work: people who send an email, then immediately follow up with a phone call regarding said email.

"Hi Chris, I just sent you an email, did you get it?"

"No. When did you send it?"

"About a minute ago."

"Oh. Well our mail server usually has a bit of a delay, it's over in Denmark, stuff doesn't come through immediately."

"That's fine, I'll wait."

"...no, like, I don't know when it'll get here. I'll read it and call you back once we have something to discuss."

"Oh, well, let me just give you the information now then. We're looking for..."

(insert some complicated tech specs here)

"Wait, stop, I just got it."

"Ok great. So do you think we can do this?"

"I don't know, I JUST GOT IT. I have to run some numbers, I'll call you back when I have some answers."

"How long do you think that'll take? My customer is waiting for a quote right this second."

...

This bothers me for two reasons. One, the person is assuming I have nothing else going on, I'm not in the middle of doing anything else, and can immediately drop everything I'm doing in order to address their 'urgent quote'. Two, what I do here isn't a cut-and-dry process. I can't tell you how long something is going to take. It's going to depend on how complicated any calculations are, what the product ends up being, do I have the parts in stock, how's our production schedule looking, etc...and all this, assuming that I can actually do whatever it is you're asking me to do WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE CALLING AND INTERRUPTING ME.

Other variations include:

"Hi Chris, I sent you an email before and didn't get a response yet."

Maybe that's because I DIDN'T SEND ONE YET.

"Hi Chris, I left you a voicemail earlier today, just giving you a call back regarding xxxx."

Wait. The way this is supposed to work is you leave me a voicemail, and I call YOU back when I have an answer for you.

And God help the poor souls who call when I'm trying to post something on NAXJA.
 
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I got this text message at 4:45 AM from my buddy Wil:

"Rock beats everything and .45 beats Goodyear military tires. Fatc."

I'm looking forward to finding out WTF that means.
 
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vetteboy said:
I got this text message at 4:45 AM from my buddy Wil:

"Rock beats everything and .45 beats Goodyear military tires. Fatc."

I'm looking forward to finding out WTF that means.
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Sounds like something I would expect to hear from my buddy. My guess:

  • Drinks are consumed all night.
  • Someone (lets call him "guy 1") mentions Goodyear military tires (maybe on his vehicle?) and says they are awesome, can get shot and keep going.
  • Someone (wil?) bets that tires couldn't stand up to .45
  • Guy 1 says he doesn't want his tires shot out
  • Will says "comeon, rocks paper scissors, if I win I shoot the tire, you win I don't"
  • Guy 1 agrees and Will wins by throwing only 'rocks' the entire (best of 3?) game.
  • Will shoots tire, tire is now no good.

At least that's how it sounds like it would go down with some of the guys I know.
 
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cmelo said:
Sitting in my house alone, rolling around in bed, sweating balls, hoping packages show up and I wake up feeling like a million bucks tomorrow.

Suck a dick:moon:
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best thing ever

cmelo said:
You like it? It'll be shredded into pieces by tomorrow.
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I almost want to get it just to put it in the yard and confuse my neighbors. but no.

vetteboy said:
I got this text message at 4:45 AM from my buddy Wil:

"Rock beats everything and .45 beats Goodyear military tires. Fatc."

I'm looking forward to finding out WTF that means.
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sounds like GeneralTso'sChicken&More from that Pirate thread just texted you.
 
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themangeraaad said:
Sounds like something I would expect to hear from my buddy. My guess:

  • Drinks are consumed all night.
  • Someone (lets call him "guy 1") mentions Goodyear military tires (maybe on his vehicle?) and says they are awesome, can get shot and keep going.
  • Someone (wil?) bets that tires couldn't stand up to .45
  • Guy 1 says he doesn't want his tires shot out
  • Will says "comeon, rocks paper scissors, if I win I shoot the tire, you win I don't"
  • Guy 1 agrees and Will wins by throwing only 'rocks' the entire (best of 3?) game.
  • Will shoots tire, tire is now no good.
At least that's how it sounds like it would go down with some of the guys I know.
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You got that all wrong.

The new game is Rock, .45, Goodyear military tire.
 
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I have a goodyear military tire if anyone wants to play rock, .45, goodyear military tire.

The guy with the gun will win because the guy with the tire will never throw it more than about 4 feet. Maybe 10 feet if it's Ross.
 
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themangeraaad said:
Sounds like something I would expect to hear from my buddy. My guess:

  • Drinks are consumed all night.
  • Someone (lets call him "guy 1") mentions Goodyear military tires (maybe on his vehicle?) and says they are awesome, can get shot and keep going.
  • Someone (wil?) bets that tires couldn't stand up to .45
  • Guy 1 says he doesn't want his tires shot out
  • Will says "comeon, rocks paper scissors, if I win I shoot the tire, you win I don't"
  • Guy 1 agrees and Will wins by throwing only 'rocks' the entire (best of 3?) game.
  • Will shoots tire, tire is now no good.

At least that's how it sounds like it would go down with some of the guys I know.
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asp said:
You got that all wrong.

The new game is Rock, .45, Goodyear military tire.
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Shedding more light on the mystery.

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Wil has Goodyear military tires on his truck, with H1 beadlocks and runflats.

Wil owns a .45.

Wil was working at the bar last night, and it's not uncommon to hang around there for several hours after closing.
 
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Maybe reverse the rolls of Wil and guy 1 in my story then? :dunno: otherwise I'm stickin' with that until I hear otherwise :D
 
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Gonna go grab a pass side chevy caliper tonight so I can knock out disc brackets this weekend gotta bunch o misc stuff to finish up peaple wanna swing by just shoot me a text
 
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