Reasons not to move to California.

Lived in Orange and San Diego Counties for 15 years......a lot of traffic and Caltrans has perfected leaning on shovels for a paycheck.
 
Lived in Orange and San Diego Counties for 15 years......a lot of traffic and Caltrans has perfected leaning on shovels for a paycheck.
Hell up here in Northern California they got the pocket's upside down so the shovel handle fit's right in it, they don't even have to hold it.
 
It's really pretty simple enough...

If you live in another state and hate California, then stay away. Stop your sniveling. :rattle:

If you live in California and hate it, then leave. Again, stop your sniveling. :rattle:

Bunch of whiners. :D :kissyou:
 
Everything causes cancer and birth defects in Ca that does not affect any one in other states.

CA is a cancerous birth defect!
 
This, coming from a guy who live's in a state where they are afraid to let the public pump thier own gas.:laugh2:

So true, but I can spell "their"! :D
 
This, coming from a guy who live's in a state where they are afraid to let the public pump thier own gas.:laugh2:
our gas is 20% cheaper then yours, and we are PAYING to have someone else do the work of pumping it. Im still trying to figure that out?
 
If you live in another state and hate California, then stay away. Stop your sniveling. :rattle:

If you live in California and hate it, then leave. Again, stop your sniveling. :rattle:
Born there, left, haven't been back.

I'm doing my part!
 
We have to much offroading for you to handle..:cheers:

Plus today is going to be cold..upper 70's low 80's...Great day for offroading..Did i tell you we have to much offroading here? Now i need to clean my sunglasses... Then on Sunday i am going snow sking and then go to the beach to warm up.. Yep we don't need you here..:cheers:..

PLus we have no RUST on our jeeps...


Have a nice day....
 
Born there, left, haven't been back.

I'm doing my part!

Good man. :thumbup:

i was born back east, moved here when I was a kid. Would not even think about moving. At least nowhere east of the Rockies. :)
 
We have to much offroading for you to handle..:cheers:

Plus today is going to be cold..upper 70's low 80's...Great day for offroading..Did i tell you we have to much offroading here? Now i need to clean my sunglasses... Then on Sunday i am going snow sking and then go to the beach to warm up.. Yep we don't need you here..:cheers:..

PLus we have no RUST on our jeeps...


Have a nice day....
Yup! Change your shock's and spring's and nothing break's.:party:
 
Yup! Change your shock's and spring's and nothing break's.:party:


Hey we can do that in Indiana but we have to soak them with pb blaster for a week beforehand! And we can concealed carry! :D
 
Of crap? I know :D


I don't think telling her the state is full will work.



Agreed, I was thinking about becoming one of those wierd oregonian people. Her family lives in Yreka (very very north Cali) so it would be good for both of us :)
Oregon...laugh all you want....but $39 plates every 2YEARS. cheap everything.....no sales tax on anything. great fishing, hunting etc. O yeah no safety or smog checks. cops couldn't care less these days.....lifted.....so what.... they have bigger problems then your XJ dude. Move her to Oregon and she'll be closer to home and you'll be happier still. You'll also have a 4 yr. concealed weapons license for 50 bucks that covers any gun you own. did I mention less rain then WA. and NO SALES TAX! Honey we will so much closer to your relations.....they can visit anytime or you could go there over a weekend. Or if you're way hung up on living in Washington....well whats a one way ticket cost to CA. Lots of gals in the NW love offroad, camping, fishing, etc.:party:
 
Oregon is pretty but you have some of the most seriously screwed in the head people living there and you can't pump your own gas. I would never live in a state that won't let me pump my own gas.
 
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