Questions that make you go hmmmm...

[RTicUL8]

Subtitled, "Stupid question of the day." :laugh3:


Why is it, that all planetariums seem to have a Pink Floyd show?

Just curious.

 

[MyJeepXJ]

If they made dehydrated water, what would you add??

 

[bjoehandley]

If a car can have a hand brake, parking brake, or emergency brake, why can't you get all three in one car......................you know there's somebody out there to seriously ask this question, and actually mean it.

 

[8Mud]

If you sent frisbies to Turkey, would the kids stop playing with dead chickens and possibly limit the spread of avian flu?

 

[casm]

If a train stops at a train station and a bus stops at a bus station, what stops at my workstation?

 

[Menzenski]

If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress?

If a quiz is quizzical, what's that make a test?

 

[seymouj]

If buttered bread always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if I strapped buttered bread to the back of a cat and threw it?


If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?

 

[AZ XJ]

Why do we drive on parkways, and drive on parkways?

 

[99xjache]

when blowing out your birthday candles, suppose you wish for one of the candles to stay lit?Is it possible for your wish to come true?

If a really stupid person becomes senile, how could you tell?

 

[CanMan]

Why do we drive on parkways, and drive on parkways?

Did you mean why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways?

 

[5-90]

If "tin whistles" are made from tin, what do they make "foghorns" of?

If olive oil is made from crushed olives, what do they use to make baby oil?

If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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5-90

 

[DrMoab]

If M&Ms melt in your mouth and not in your hand what would they do in say....Under your armpit?

 

[HaleYes]

Why is there braile on drive-through ATM's?

 

[CanMan]

Why is there braile on drive-through ATM's?

YES! exactly what I always thought! They also have a plug in for headphones, so the blind can listen.

 

[XTrmXJ]

If Im cross training to fly helicopters why do I need to go through inflight egress school?






























Note to anyone that has never flown in a chopper, you dont jump if your going down, you go down with it... Blades, spiraling out of control, duh

 

[funvtec]

who are all these kids following me and why are they caling me daddy?

 

[5-90]

If flying saucers land, and little green guys get out, and they're in the nude; how will we know what not to look at? Might be on top of their heads! They might tip their hats and "expose themselves," you know?

5-90

 

[RTicUL8]

If flying saucers land, and little green guys get out, and they're in the nude; how will we know what not to look at? Might be on top of their heads! They might tip their hats and "expose themselves," you know?

5-90

LOL :laugh3:

Just don't drool :thumbup:

 

[AZ XJ]

Did you mean why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways?

Yea, wow, that's a pretty blatant mistake. Ehh, it was late

 

[logdog]

If gay men come out of the closet, do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?