Progress report.

[Captain Ron]

Phil sucks.

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

Opie likes Chopin, thank God.

Notify Okie.

--ron

 

[Letterman]

Them two are trouble as room mates . . .

 

[FarmerMatt]

Them two are trouble as room mates . . .

I hope no bastard children come from this...

 

[CRASH]

Has anyone lost any limbs to date?

 

[Captain Ron]

I hope no bastard children come from this...

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Chris! Damnit!

Has anyone lost any limbs to date?.

They get to align punches on the 50 ton CNC turret punch next week.

Woo Hoo! 245 IPM. One hell of a ride!

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

So?

You send me interns?

IsendyoubackYotRacers.

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

JV.

Yep.

I do a comp flip, at night, on the water fall on Wrecking Ball.

XJ Ranger says,,, Ho Hum...

JV.

Jackhammer. Go down with no power assist, at night.

Filthy Phil says,,, Well, I think he was too scared to say anything, but anyways...

Ho Hum...

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

So...

They work.

I teach them to drink properly, since you cool kidz obviously, lack the skilz.

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

Then, by no fault of my own...

They hook onto sexy boats.

So yea, I'll take you out sailing.

First challenge? Open a *J Lock*...

Welcome to the *crew*.

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

Wait.

Lets back up one step.

Beerbub and grandpa 'Burban butt on grandmas boat, out for a day with no wind on THE wimpy lake. Dig that *Boom Box*. Clue number one about the excitement level expected for the day.

"Oooooooh, it's getting tippy!"
-Overheard during some Midwest Event.

Cool huh?

Don't forget though. Bryan, still working on that *J Lock*...

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

More...

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

Wins...

--ron

 

[Captain Ron]

Tonight.

Memorable quote from me here: " It's not a f*ing steering wheel".

Sorry if these guys trade in their sheetmetal for fiberglass.

--ron

 

[CRASH]

Gawd damn, that is some funny chit.

Larger question: Has Filthy given up on his Jeep yet?

 

[Bryan C.]

You guys suck! :rattle:

 

[Letterman]

How much do I have to pay to be an inturn?

Great photos!

 

[GSequoia]

God damnit I wanna play on a fast boat.

I bet I could grind better than them and I know that's all they can do.

PS. Opie - how's that packaging coming along? :illegalflipoffsmilie:

 

[Lawn Cher']

Two things:

-Phil looks like Pedro. Vote for Phil.

-What about Bryan? "I'm sailing!"

 

[Captain Ron]

...

Larger question: Has Filthy given up on his Jeep yet?

Not yet.

They get a break from serious play on their free time this week, so it might get put back together.

--ron