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Pranks....

I work on electric fork lifts and cushman carts etc. When someones working on one we would wrap a shipping tag wire around the fuse of a smoke bomb and connect it in the main power circuit. When the guy plugs it back in the wire turns red hot and lights the fuse. They try to unplug it real fast thinking they wired something wrong. When I was a kid we would put dog shit in a paper bag and light it on fire on the neighbors porch and ring the doorbell. I better shut up. NO No........ wait just one more. This guy at work would always take off on the cushman gas cart like he owned it or something. I happened to be going down this real steep ramp near a loading dock and I just happened to miss a gear and rammed it from 3 rd gear to first gear at top speed.............well it blew the clutch lining right off the plate. He replaced the clutch and then it happened again and he replace the clutch and it happened again and then he seemed to lose interest in the cart and all of us walked. What the hell I was walking anyway:)
 
I forgot this one............This guy at work was a dick. Always squeeling on people and sitting back with his feet up playing video games while we got the work....................well GUESS what............... someone.........I swear I dont know who....................shit on his desk early one morning before he came in.
 
My son comes home from a hard day at the job, takes off his boots and leaves them in my bedroom. His bedroom is upstairs, my room is next to the shower, his is next to the upstairs bathroom with a bathtub. He jumps in the shower.
He has the stinky feet thing going on pretty bad, often leaves his socks on top of his boots. I use a pair of needle nose pliers, to carry those suckers down to the laundry room most days, when I remember (when I forget, things get pretty gross smelling in my room). Some mornings when he is really feeling lazy (and I've forgotten to dispose of them), he puts on yesterdays stinky socks.
He comes walking down the stairs one morning and I say, Hey I've got a really good porno flick, you want to watch it this evening or shall I take it back to the rental place? He looks at me real strange, this isn't your typical morning discussion, kind of really out of character.
He picks up yesterdays socks, slips them on, sticks his foot in his boot, gets a really funny look on his face and pulls his foot out really quick, takes off the sock and sees the mayonaise I've filled his socks up with, all over his toes.
You can actually hear his brain cells clanging together as he is trying to figure this out at 5 AM. Consternation, what the heck is this, realization it could be something really nasty, shock, I sure hope this isn't what I think it is, brain cells clang together again, PORNO flick, YUK.
I warned you about leaving your stinking socks in my bedroom.
 
Funny stuff...
My dad was an elevator man, told me a story about one project there was a sparky who had trouble getting along with most everyone. Every day at the same time, like clockwork, the guy would head to the porta-potties. One day, at the appointed hour, as the sparky was on his daily constitutional, someone backed a pick up truck to the door of the porta-pottie trapping sparky inside. The driver then jumped into the bed of the truck and dropped a lit M-80 down the vent stack. When sparky came out, his appearance matched his disposition.
 
Funny, nobody's mentioned taking a needle to your roomies pack of condoms.
:dunno:
 
I've been privy to lot's of evil stuff in the past. One of my favorites is the "grease in the tip of the work glove" prank. Simple, easy, and very funny. Another one is to spray a puddle of starting fluid into someone's welding path. Big puff of flame.... I went after a few random desks(including my own) in my office on a Super-Gluing bender. Good stuff, like guing down change in drawers, pens, paper, coffee cups, etc. Then there is the poking of small holes in the bottoms of styrofoam cups! Usually takes a little bit of time to figure out why the cup is leaking. Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, so wear your safety glasses!
 
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Lets see... List of Pranks... Range from the Mild to Wicked...

some on friends but mostly on a Co-worker who liked to goof around... our rules were pretty simple… nothing that hurts anyone-much or causes monetary damage…

A girl at a pool party who was buzzed and spit beer on me through her teeth... waited about 15 minutes until it looked like she needed a beer... asked her if she wanted one, she did... brought 2 beers and a glass of ice water I had been swishing around for 5 minutes to get super cold... Handed her the beer... poured the ice water over her head, while she was in shock I whacked the top of her beer bottle with mine so it foamed all over the place and walked away laughing my ass off...

Co-workers stuff...

I know the phone system at work well… I call my own extension. Me being on the phone I get the voice mail talk… one of the options is to transfer to another number… choose that option, dial the guy next to you… before he picks up, transfer the call to the other guy sitting next to you… the first guys call is coming from the switchboard… both guys answer the phone thinking each other called the other guy… works best on two people who don’t really like each other… best if both sit by you…”what do you want? What do I want? You called me… BS!! MY Phone just rang… it usually only last about 15 seconds… but they are pure joy…

Joke stores sell those firecrackers that explode when you pull on the strings on both sides... no fire... Tie them to a Co-workers desk drawer so it explodes when they open it... also works on doors.... use screwdriver to wind string around... great early morning or after lunch one...

Car Stuff...

Take a clothes hangar, wrap it around the muffler so it is out of sight and when they drive it falls down… makes their car sound like a piece of crap driving down the street…

Get magnet material and create signs for the Door... use MS word and make any sign you need and use spray glue to stick the paper to the magnets... one per corner is good... 11 x 17 paper is easy to read by other drivers... only put the sign on the passenger door - they usually dont check the passenger door... look through the driver side window to the passenger mirror to make sure you cant see it... lower and toward the front is best... signs I have posted...

Gay Man Ruff Sex Club - Join today call me at ( used his real number)

Anal Wart Removal - Cheap Rates -- Call me at...( used his real number)
I had to promise not to use his real numbers anymore... He was getting calls... LOL

The Law Requires This Sign be posted as a Convited Sex Offender... Stay Away from this Car

Gay Pride - Homo's Unite! - it had a nice little Rainbow...

Honk IF you Spank it like I do!

We started getting mean:

Take Vaseline and rub it on his wiper blades so he cant see it on the window... take white out - if you can find any, we had it back in the day, and let a drop hit his windshield like a bird shit.... when he hits the wipers to clean the windows it smears the shit out of his windows... NOTE: if you are going to do this... leave the center of the driver wiper clean... they need a clean streak to see while driving.. but the rest of the window will need a de-greaser to clean... real pain in the ass...

Take Vaseline, mix with Rit clothing dye – you choose the color… take a small amount and smear it under the door handle… blue is a good color… messy but wipes off… stays on hands for days…



Add tire weighs to their tires… get the sticker ones and put as many as you can on one side…. Helps to have a buddy at a tire store to get them… throws the tire out of balance.. have to get them rebalanced… this one may cost them money for the rebalance… I was ok with that… He sprayed my car on my wedding day with xmas tree snow and I spent 2 hours after my wedding detailing my car to get the stuff off..



Joke store sells bottle of liquid called “morning breeze” that smells like rotten eggs and puke mixed together.., pour into cars air intake above the hood in front of the wind shield… not good when they turn the A/C on when its 105 out… I wouldn’t pull that one on anyone you like…
 
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When I was growing up I took a big speaker magnet and stuck it under the table where my dad eats. He ended up flinging chili so high it hit the ceiling!

Oh, and another year I swapped the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt. My dad poured out 2 pots of coffee before he figured it out!

I used to love taking some of the white powder out of "Picalo Pete" fireworks and mixing into the ashes in the ashtray!

Billy :D
 
4x4ever said:
In high school we switched the morning announcement tape with a porn, quite a shock first bell to see the teachers going crazy trying to turn off the tv. My friend told me about one they pulled on a roommate who left for a few weeks and while he was gone they drywalled over the door to his room so when he came back there was no door.
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A couple of friends and I who ran our broadcasting studio kept thinking about doing it, because we knew everything that had to be done. But we decided not to because if Porn suddenly appeared on the screens, then the teacher would know automatically the only 3 kids who could have done it.
 
frankenstang57 said:
Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, so wear your safety glasses!
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No

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's fawkin' hilarious.:wierd:
 
Bent said:
Funny, nobody's mentioned taking a needle to your roomies pack of condoms.
:dunno:
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Okay, I'll call this one.

The fair spirit of a prank is to cause pain/anguish/embarrassment/etc, but to leave NO LASTING damage.

Herpes....well, maybe he or she deserves it.

But if she gets pregnant, it's the kid who suffers - either by being killed
or by possibly living a less than ideal life.

That's just wrong.

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Did i just put a damper on this thread?:D
 
i had a job a few years ago making water pressure booster systems for all types of applications. the smaller ones were for fire sprinkler systems. nice little 2.5 gallon tank that can hold water at 80 psi. me and my coworker used to use them as giant super soakers and get the guys in the warehouse next to us. it was actually nice when the temps got up above 100.
 
An old one, but good for anyone lacking in computer literacy:

Move the mouse pointer off-screen and take a screenshot. Save that screenshot somewhere and set it to be their background. Now move all the icons off-screen - don't delete them, just drag them off the edge and minimise the taskbar. Lots of fun while they try to figure out what's broken.
 
I've pulled a few good ones at work. Me and one other coworker is always messing around, so one day he pulls the key from my lift, and hides it under the seat. Well I retaliated by turning the top speed of his lift all the way down (iIm talking moves slower they a person walks). Another time he blocks me in at the cafeteria so I push his lift back under a leaking steam line so the water drips on the seat. One time I closed the dock door on him to the truck he was unloading, and he proceeds to be lazy, and opens it with his forks. Well his dumb ass runs his forks into the rack over the door, and rips off a hydraulic line. Another time he was unloading a trailer, and I rolled into it burnt a tire (I'm talking filled the trailer full of smoke), and pulled the door down. Well he ended up dumping a pallet, and was a while before he got back to it. It stunk so bad you couldn't stand to even go into it, and he had to go get another load to do while the trailer aired out.
 
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one time in high school we got about a hundred car air fresheners (they smell really strong right out the package) and hid them all around a classroom.

students in that class had to move to a different room.
 
RTicUL8 said:
Okay, I'll call this one.

The fair spirit of a prank is to cause pain/anguish/embarrassment/etc, but to leave NO LASTING damage.

Herpes....well, maybe he or she deserves it.

But if she gets pregnant, it's the kid who suffers - either by being killed
or by possibly living a less than ideal life.

That's just wrong.

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Did i just put a damper on this thread?:D
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I couldnt agree more. Thank you for having some sense. Another update, I locked the same roomate out of the house, to which he put a pizza bagel cardboard tray under my winshield wiper. I retaliated with a pepsi can on his winshield and stuck the carbboard into his grill. Lame I know, but Im waiting for my next bright idea.
 
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