JT_Law
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- Oregon City, OR
Women Bank Tellers
I forever see, 1 or 2 working a window, 5 or 6 standing around talking, and a line of customers out the door. Anyone remember back when Banks had all male tellers and it took less than 5 min to be in and out of the bank?
side note: Went t US Bank to get money orders for my quarterly taxes, made out to Oregon Dept. of Revenue, and US treasury
*after* *I* spelled it for them, the teller went to another one, that went to a 3rd, that went to a 4th, that went to the assist mgr, that went to the mgr, that had to get *HER* THESARUS to look it up.......Bank employees that can't even spell REVENUE!!??? d'oh!
Automatic Transmissions
Ya wanna know why mens insurance rates are typicaly higher than womens.....It aint because they are safer drivers.....It is because that 72yr old battleaxe that just caused a 15 car pileup without ever looking in her mirror almost never gets caught up in her own mess. Lo for the days when everything was manual with a 200Lb clutch pedal
Cell phones
See above, not to mention that it has finally reached a point where a woman can't even put the dam thing down long enough to rob a bank
Debit cards
Excuse me lady, I don't recall seeing a produce aisle at the BANK,so why are you going to the GROCERY STORE to do your goddam BANKING.
And why is it, that a group that thinks everyone is equal, and feels they have every right to drive a 2 ton deadly weapon, while stuffing a burger in their face that they were too lazy to even get out of the car to order, and yacking on a cell phone, can't remember from one day to the next which way a card with ONE magnetic stripe on it goes thru a machine with a PICTURE on it of how to orient it. Then when they get that right, on the 8th try, with the help of 3 to 5 female checkers, can't remember a 4 digit number, but remembers to the penny how much the ring and the honeymoon cost???
One of the best laughs I ever had
Dad at grocery store, stuck behind one that literally gave up and had the clerk swipe the card, (took *her* 3 tries). Punched in the wrong number 4 times, discovered that card was maxed, repeated whole process with another card, spent 5 minutes deciding how much cash to withdraw, another 3 minutes rooting around in that black hole of calcutta called a purse looking for 38 cents so she could have exact change in whole bills *from a debit card* Then answers her phone and yaks for 3 more minutes before the checker can get her attention to hit the enter button (4 tries on that one)
Checker asks Dad if he found everything, Dad replies, "I don't know, maybe i'm in the wrong place, since everyone seems to come here to do their banking maybe I should be grocery shopping at US Bank."
As he's leaving with his can of soup *45 min after entering the store, 40 min after getting in line* he's just steaming, and muttering not quite to himself.....
"Jesus F-in CHRIST! It wasn't bad enough they F*ked up an dgave them the vote, then they gave them a drivers license. THAT wasn't enough, they had to finish the job and give them a CELL PHONE and a F*kin DEBIT CARD"
Unbeknownst to him, a woman,on her cell phone, was right on his heels and heard every word. He found out when right behind him he hears "HURUMPH! How RUUDE"
PS, if you ever wonder why dinner is late now and then, it may be becuase wifey had the following schedule
Bank, 5 min to do business, 25 min to yak with teller about tellers new hair color and her friends newest kid
Store, 30 min to shop, 20 min in line behind the other babblers, 25 min to yak about hair colors, babies, weather, and fashion, + another 10 min worth of banking
Parking lot, 2 minutes to exit, 28 min to hold 5 seperate conversations with other women in cars IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD that they had with the same 5 women while in line at the bank and the store.
That is why that "1/2 hr" trip to the store just took 2-1/2 hrs
I forever see, 1 or 2 working a window, 5 or 6 standing around talking, and a line of customers out the door. Anyone remember back when Banks had all male tellers and it took less than 5 min to be in and out of the bank?
side note: Went t US Bank to get money orders for my quarterly taxes, made out to Oregon Dept. of Revenue, and US treasury
*after* *I* spelled it for them, the teller went to another one, that went to a 3rd, that went to a 4th, that went to the assist mgr, that went to the mgr, that had to get *HER* THESARUS to look it up.......Bank employees that can't even spell REVENUE!!??? d'oh!
Automatic Transmissions
Ya wanna know why mens insurance rates are typicaly higher than womens.....It aint because they are safer drivers.....It is because that 72yr old battleaxe that just caused a 15 car pileup without ever looking in her mirror almost never gets caught up in her own mess. Lo for the days when everything was manual with a 200Lb clutch pedal
Cell phones
See above, not to mention that it has finally reached a point where a woman can't even put the dam thing down long enough to rob a bank
Debit cards
Excuse me lady, I don't recall seeing a produce aisle at the BANK,so why are you going to the GROCERY STORE to do your goddam BANKING.
And why is it, that a group that thinks everyone is equal, and feels they have every right to drive a 2 ton deadly weapon, while stuffing a burger in their face that they were too lazy to even get out of the car to order, and yacking on a cell phone, can't remember from one day to the next which way a card with ONE magnetic stripe on it goes thru a machine with a PICTURE on it of how to orient it. Then when they get that right, on the 8th try, with the help of 3 to 5 female checkers, can't remember a 4 digit number, but remembers to the penny how much the ring and the honeymoon cost???
One of the best laughs I ever had
Dad at grocery store, stuck behind one that literally gave up and had the clerk swipe the card, (took *her* 3 tries). Punched in the wrong number 4 times, discovered that card was maxed, repeated whole process with another card, spent 5 minutes deciding how much cash to withdraw, another 3 minutes rooting around in that black hole of calcutta called a purse looking for 38 cents so she could have exact change in whole bills *from a debit card* Then answers her phone and yaks for 3 more minutes before the checker can get her attention to hit the enter button (4 tries on that one)
Checker asks Dad if he found everything, Dad replies, "I don't know, maybe i'm in the wrong place, since everyone seems to come here to do their banking maybe I should be grocery shopping at US Bank."
As he's leaving with his can of soup *45 min after entering the store, 40 min after getting in line* he's just steaming, and muttering not quite to himself.....
"Jesus F-in CHRIST! It wasn't bad enough they F*ked up an dgave them the vote, then they gave them a drivers license. THAT wasn't enough, they had to finish the job and give them a CELL PHONE and a F*kin DEBIT CARD"
Unbeknownst to him, a woman,on her cell phone, was right on his heels and heard every word. He found out when right behind him he hears "HURUMPH! How RUUDE"
PS, if you ever wonder why dinner is late now and then, it may be becuase wifey had the following schedule
Bank, 5 min to do business, 25 min to yak with teller about tellers new hair color and her friends newest kid
Store, 30 min to shop, 20 min in line behind the other babblers, 25 min to yak about hair colors, babies, weather, and fashion, + another 10 min worth of banking
Parking lot, 2 minutes to exit, 28 min to hold 5 seperate conversations with other women in cars IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD that they had with the same 5 women while in line at the bank and the store.
That is why that "1/2 hr" trip to the store just took 2-1/2 hrs
