Mutant_Xj
NAXJA Forum User
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- Susquehanna Valley
My wife likes talking to me during sex. Last week she even called me from the hotel.
What does a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but can't eat it.
Why don't blind men skydive?
Because it scares the sh!t out of the dog.
What do you call a gay dinosoar?
mega-saur-ass.:moon:
What do you call a gay dinosoar?
mega-saur-ass.:moon:
There's a bear and a rabbit taking a dump in the woods. Bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.
Ha! That's the clean eddie murphy joke his stand up in the 80's. He use to be funny.
I got some icecream, you aint got no icecream.....
how many SoCalers does it take to lift an XJ?
10.
1 to help you, 4 to eat your food, 4 to drink your beer and talk about other jeeps they worked on, and 1 to wait till you're completely finished before telling you that you did something wrong and have to start over.
What does a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but can't eat it.