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Jay, that link rocked. Nothing I love more than watching turds get teh Taser. :D

"I CAN'T! YOU F***ING HAMMERED ME!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
 
Ya Jamez, I concure. There are ways to get around Carfax.

Can't believe someone confused that ugly Chevy for a PT. :spin1:
 
IXNAYXJ said:
Awww, splitting hairs. Suck my Koch. :D

-----Matt-----

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It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok
 
John90XJ said:
It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok

I know, I can't STAND regular Coke. :cry:
 
ECKSJAY said:
Jay, that link rocked. Nothing I love more than watching turds get teh Taser. :D

"I CAN'T! YOU F***ING HAMMERED ME!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Yeah, I used to watch that one on a daily basis. Everything that comes out of the guys mouth is downright hilarious. I can't believe the trooper held it together; I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying.

Thank heaven for obnoxious drunken retards (present company not included :jester: ).

- Jay
 
Jay2000XJ said:
Yeah, I used to watch that one on a daily basis. Everything that comes out of the guys mouth is downright hilarious. I can't believe the trooper held it together; I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying.

For me it all depends on the situation and how much backup you've got standing around. There's a huge difference between a funny drunk and an obnoxious/belligerent one. That guy was an obnoxious/belligerent type and deserved every second of that Taser he got. :D Sure wish to hell I had one back in the day for Adam Henry. ;)
 
ECKSJAY said:
That guy was an obnoxious/belligerent type and deserved every second of that Taser he got. :D

Hell yeah he did :clap:. Amazing how effective tasers are, although I'd rather take a shot from a taser than get pepper-sprayed ANY day....

- Jay
 
Jay2000XJ said:
Hell yeah he did :clap:. Amazing how effective tasers are, although I'd rather take a shot from a taser than get pepper-sprayed ANY day....

- Jay

Taser doesn't always work as the Taser folks insist. ;) X26 was an improvement on that junk though. w00tsauce! I've yet to be hit with one, however. I did OC training several times when I was younger and have caught it on assists as well. That stuff SUCKS. :D
 
I've always said, "The day I get shot with a Taser, is the day I get one". Unfortunately I'm getting one in the next month... :( No worries, it'll be recorded for your viewing pleasure. :D
 
When I got back from lunch today there were a couple cops at our work and this instantly came to my mind. Ours turned out a little differently, we had some guy take a customers car from our service drive. As of 5 when I left the theif still hadnt been caught.
 
Which dealerships do you guys work for?

I work down and Newberg Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep.
 
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