New Sales Closing technique:

[ECKSJAY]

Jay, that link rocked. Nothing I love more than watching turds get teh Taser.

"I CAN'T! YOU F***ING HAMMERED ME!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[XJCasper]

Ya Jamez, I concure. There are ways to get around Carfax.

Can't believe someone confused that ugly Chevy for a PT. :spin1:

 

[ECKSJAY]

Can't believe someone confused that ugly Chevy for a PT. :spin1:

Aren't they the same thing?

 

[PDeeXJ]

Aren't they the same thing?

x eleventy

 

[XJCasper]

Chrysler?

Chevy?

Cheap materials and Ugly?

I guess so

 

[Blkxjkrawler]

Awww, splitting hairs. Suck my Koch.

-----Matt-----

Did you mean

Or

 

[John90XJ]

It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok

 

[ECKSJAY]

It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok

I know, I can't STAND regular Coke.

 

[IXNAYXJ]

It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok

:roflmao:

-----Matt-----

 

[pSYChedXJ]

Jay, that link rocked. Nothing I love more than watching turds get teh Taser.

"I CAN'T! YOU F***ING HAMMERED ME!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Yeah, I used to watch that one on a daily basis. Everything that comes out of the guys mouth is downright hilarious. I can't believe the trooper held it together; I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying.

Thank heaven for obnoxious drunken retards (present company not included :jester: ).

- Jay

 

[ECKSJAY]

Yeah, I used to watch that one on a daily basis. Everything that comes out of the guys mouth is downright hilarious. I can't believe the trooper held it together; I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying.

For me it all depends on the situation and how much backup you've got standing around. There's a huge difference between a funny drunk and an obnoxious/belligerent one. That guy was an obnoxious/belligerent type and deserved every second of that Taser he got. Sure wish to hell I had one back in the day for Adam Henry.

 

[pSYChedXJ]

That guy was an obnoxious/belligerent type and deserved every second of that Taser he got.

Hell yeah he did :clap:. Amazing how effective tasers are, although I'd rather take a shot from a taser than get pepper-sprayed ANY day....

- Jay

 

[ECKSJAY]

Hell yeah he did :clap:. Amazing how effective tasers are, although I'd rather take a shot from a taser than get pepper-sprayed ANY day....

- Jay

Taser doesn't always work as the Taser folks insist. X26 was an improvement on that junk though. w00tsauce! I've yet to be hit with one, however. I did OC training several times when I was younger and have caught it on assists as well. That stuff SUCKS.

 

[Dvipercop]

I've always said, "The day I get shot with a Taser, is the day I get one". Unfortunately I'm getting one in the next month... No worries, it'll be recorded for your viewing pleasure.

 

[bass2323]

When I got back from lunch today there were a couple cops at our work and this instantly came to my mind. Ours turned out a little differently, we had some guy take a customers car from our service drive. As of 5 when I left the theif still hadnt been caught.

 

[Doyle]

Which dealerships do you guys work for?

I work down and Newberg Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep.