New HiLift Location on the XJ

ECKSJAY said:
Still reachin', aren't ya? Got nothing. :looser:
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Ok, I have a suggestion. Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts. I mean, you wouldn't know up from down if you had three guesses. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic." One last request please. Take 50 paces backward, sprint forward at a rapid pace, do a huge somersault and disappear up you own ass. :chef:
 
Achmed said:
Ok, I have a suggestion. Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts. I mean, you wouldn't know up from down if you had three guesses. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic." One last request please. Take 50 paces backward, sprint forward at a rapid pace, do a huge somersault and disappear up you own ass. :chef:
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Still reachin'. Keep grasping...pretty soon you'll churn the cream into butter and get outta the bucket. Don't give up. :cheers:
 
ECKSJAY said:
But you'll plaster their faces in a tech forum to justify your happiness with where you installed your hi-lift JACK. :doh: Jester doesn't tell you he was in town around the holidays and ignored my request to meet up for a chance to crack my skull. :gag: Blamed 4" of snow for not being able to do anything. :bawl:
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Does the same bet ever hold for you? Heck, I would travel as far as Middle Tennessee to teabag you and give your girl a Dirty Sanchez. :)
 
Achmed said:
Does the same bet ever hold for you? Heck, I would travel as far as Middle Tennessee to teabag you and give your girl a Dirty Sanchez. :)
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It sure does...but there's no reason for me to ever cross the Mississippi again. What a horrid, dirty place. Why anyone would want to live East or in the Southeast is beyond me. :chef:
 
ECKSJAY said:
Because you were scared. "Bew hew hew, the weather was bad...but somehow I managed to get back to the airport." :bawl::bawl::bawl:
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Yes...its called a Toyota Camry and a cab. Not sure if you have heard of those. They are very un-Jeep like. Kind of hard to get around on ice in any vehicle. When we were able to, I spent time with my family, not trying to meet a guy who parks his "Ecksjay" in his asshole.
 
Jester99 said:
Yes...its called a Toyota Camry and a cab. Not sure if you have heard of those. They are very un-Jeep like. Kind of hard to get around on ice in any vehicle. When we were able to, I spent time with my family, not trying to meet a guy who parks his "Ecksjay" in his asshole.
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I offered to come get you with mine and you :bawl: because you were scared. The foil hides nothing. :thumbdn::anon:
 
ECKSJAY said:
It sure does...but there's no reason for me to ever cross the Mississippi again. What a horrid, dirty place. Why anyone would want to live East or in the Southeast is beyond me. :chef:
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Don't be mad because your Funcle dropped you off in the corner of the US where you can't tell a man from a woman and women have hairy tits. Is it to stay warm? Just sayin. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Come on, you would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.
 
ECKSJAY said:
I offered to come get you with mine and you :bawl: because you were scared. The foil hides nothing. :thumbdn::anon:[/quote

Dude...someone who offers to come pick you up at your hotel that you don't even know in a strange town...that's just really weird and creepy. I apologize for being in the right frame of mind:roflmao:
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Here's an open challenge. You and your buddies come to southeast and wheel. There is free parking at the Cracker Barrel near by:laugh:. Then you can hop in Chris's Jeep and then we'll tie you to a tree. While Chris is going through the peanut butter hole he can let his kids have a go at your skull with the high-lift:roflmao:
 
Whats funny in this whole thread is that you thought you would flex up for your PNW meat hammer comrads by calling out my kids "Asian" features. Unfortunately for you, they all disappeared while you continue to get slung around like a bowl of grain at a cok fight. Lesson: Never take your Shitzu to a Pitbull fight, especially when it has been neutered. :)
 
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Jester99 said:
Here's an open challenge. You and your buddies come to southeast and wheel. There is free parking at the Cracker Barrel near by:laugh:. Then you can hop in Chris's Jeep and then we'll tie you to a tree. While Chris is going through the peanut butter hole he can let his kids have a go at your skull with the high-lift:roflmao:
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Actually, my 3 kids are belted in TKD. They would have fun man handling this "Wannabe, But Aint Got No" Ginger Clown. He's all big and bad in his corner of 3. I bet he could suck a watermelon through a garden hose on the trail though. Can we call him "The Trail Sally"? :laugh2:
 
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you're all retarded.



actual tech question:
why bother with grade 8 bolts to hold that thing on? wouldn't you want the crappiest possible in the off chance that you drag it over a rock, wouldn't you want it tearing the head off the bolt before pulling the bolt through your bumper, or destroying your jack?
 
sigh................. No offense tomcat and thanks for your comment, but as close as it is mounted to the bumper, I can configure a rock getting between the bumper and jack enough to get leverage to pry it off. It just aint happening.

To everyone who has challenged my decision: I take every possible scenario into mind when fabbing, modding or purchasing mods. I did not fall off the turnip truck yesterday. If I think it will work on my rig, chances are, it will. As long as I have been wheeling this Cherokee, I have only dragged the rear bumper one time and it was more toward the corner. When I choose a line, I generally ALWAYS consider the results and I feel as if I am seasoned enough at it to know my limits. If I am off with my calculations, I am always agreeable to take the punishment. I don't think this jack will see the earth, but IF it does, it's not the end of the world. Theres more of a chance that I will get rear ended and damage it than dragging it on the trail. My XJ has a VERY generous amount of rear bumper clearance.

Lastly, before you respond with your "Achmed thinks he knows it all" comments, I have asked, processed and learned a ton of things on off-roading forums without disputing negative replies. It's just that a select handful of you from the PNW thought you needed to flex your internet knowledge and unfortunately you lack in the department. The best thing to do is simply................hush. :) I don't even hear this much bitching, moaning and vagina scabbing on my own forum.
 
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