New baby on the way!

[Ba-Riedo]

...and possibly the chance to make $5.

Sorry but your wife is the only one to charge that small of an amount.:laugh:

-Alex

 

[CanMan]

Sorry but your wife is the only one to charge that small of an amount.:laugh:

-Alex

She must charge by the inch then.

 

[fubar XJ]

I was eating cottage cheese just now, you have no ruined that for life, and left with me a horrible thought of it.

Thanks.

-Alex

Imagine my discomfort of having to jerk a load in the clinic restroom rather than in front of my home computer with internet porn rolling.


There's only so much you can ask of a man.

 

[Mc2KXJ]

She must charge by the inch then.

.50 per inch sounds about right.:scottm:

 

[CanMan]

.50 per inch sounds about right.:scottm:

So all I gotta pay is $5.00 then?

 

[Mc2KXJ]

She will charge a small handling fee for you though and you have to bring your own tweezers.:moon:

 

[CanMan]

She will charge a small handling fee for you though and you have to bring your own tweezers.:moon:

So I can pluck her eyebrows? No thanks.

 

[Mc2KXJ]

I'll let you shave your name in her back for an extra 10 spot.

 

[CanMan]

I'll let you shave your name in her back for an extra 10 spot.

Sweet. Definitly worth it.

 

[ladywolf]

I have a buddy who had the operation shortly before I did (about eight years ago) who ended up having his tubes grow back together and fathered an unplanned daughter a couple of years ago. My wife insisted I go back to the doc and jerk in a cup to submit to the lab for a swimmer-check. I was swimmer-free!

My poor bud had to have another vasectomy.

lol i think i woulda sued the doc for not doin a good enuf job the first time. I've seen my coworkers after they've gotten theirs.....not the most pleasant aftermath experience lol.

but much happier times afterwards, being swimmer-less

 

[CanMan]

lol i think i woulda sued the doc for not doin a good enuf job the first time. I've seen my coworkers after they've gotten theirs.....not the most pleasant aftermath experience lol.

but much happier times afterwards, being swimmer-less

Its not that the doctor did a bad job, its just something that will happen ovewr time. Happens to some, doesnt happen to others.

 

[ladywolf]

Its not that the doctor did a bad job, its just something that will happen ovewr time. Happens to some, doesnt happen to others.

no thanx. I'm good.
The chaplain thats in the unit i'm attached to has 9 (yes as in 1 short of 10) kids. And his wife wants another. WTF????

 

[CanMan]

no thanx. I'm good.
The chaplain thats in the unit i'm attached to has 9 (yes as in 1 short of 10) kids. And his wife wants another. WTF????

Ummm.. yea. Thats quite a bit.

 

[DrSockMonkey]

Congrats Sean. Way too much converstaion about jerking and cups and love lotion. uke:

 

[fubar XJ]

Congrats Sean. Way too much converstaion about jerking and cups and love lotion. uke:

Was it enough for you, or did you need the internet porn rolling as well?