My night

riverfever

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Woke up at 11:00 last night moaning like the Man of Steel around Kryptonite. Called my Doctors hotline deal and spoke with a nurse. Apparently she said something to piss me off and so we argued. I ended up spending the night in the ER. I thought DJ and I were going to have more in common, being appendixless, but no. CT scan looked good. Both of them (love the drink that went with each). Don't ask. After 13 hours in that place, and I think 3-5 doses of Morphine :yelclap: the prognosis was severe dehydration. Although I don't wish to go back to the ER, there's nothing quite like not only being allowed (but encouraged) to take more Morphine, but to also lay back and listen to some more Hendrix flow from the Ipod.
 
I still have some percocet left over from my surgery. Sometimes if I have a bad enough headache and I want to go to sleep............well lets just say that I'm feelin' no pain..................:D

P.S. Does anyone else find severe dehydration to be horribly ironic............
 
Yeah...I scored some Percocet in case the stomach cramps come back.

Also talked to the doc about my nose issue. He agreed that it was probably just realy dry skin and when it cracks it gets infected. Gave me some lotion for that (40 bones for a tube so I'm expecting miracles).

Leave it to you to find the irony in all this DJ. :D
 
JJacobs said:
:yelclap: nominated.

Excellent....I'm glad all that diarhhea got me something besides a chaffed bung hole. You probably get butt hurt a lot...got any remedies?
 
Glad you're home and feeling a little better Mr. Crankypants....

I have a confession to make...... I'm responsible for that second CT scan and cocktail (called in a favor :thumbup:). But you haven't mentioned the colonoscopy....... So good you're keeping that to yourself?

:D
 
Troy....you are absolutely right. I am cranky from being cooped up this long. Sorry JJ...it's not me talking...it's my inner trout
(and apprarently...baby). :cheers:
 
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Let's see,
since you moved here,
you broke you leg,
broke you jeep,
and now this...

Anyone tell him about the tics yet?
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you are just having all sorts of issues arent ya
 
91 Jeep Project said:
P.S. Does anyone else find severe dehydration to be horribly ironic............

one of the worst things ever. Can't go far. Don't dare trust that it might be a fart and oopps it wasn't deal. I've had food poisoning and then just a year ago had a stomac virus that gave me sever you know what and I would say the food poisoning was a walk in the park to what I that SD did to me.
 
ladywolf said:
you are just having all sorts of issues arent ya
...and he's sure we all know about them :bawl:

He's like a soap. Just when I think my life is difficult, I come here, read about River's latest missadventure with life, and I feel much better :D
 
I work in radiology and I know that the cat scan contrast is not good stuff. I am not really sure how so many people choke that stuff down, good job. I hope you start feeling better!
 
Zuki-Ron2 said:
...and he's sure we all know about them

He's like a soap. Just when I think my life is difficult, I come here, read about River's latest missadventure with life, and I feel much better



Jeezus.... just when you thought you could deal with one Zuki-Ron, a second one appears......

:D
 
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