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Lawn Cher' said:
Been there, done that, left quickly.

Same here. I was actually in for a couple years... I left when there was a leadership change. The old leadership didn't follow scout rules.. One the new leadership came in and made people pray and stuff I was out of there.
 
Lawn Cher' said:
Oooh, the rack!


Ooooh YEAH!

Ok, time to go do something productive. You guys enjoy the afternoon..
:wave: :wave:
 
Fergie said:
Please, Dan, Phil and a bunch of others love to bag on religion all the time, and I don't give a dang about it, and I am religious myself.
Hey......why is my name first? :dunno:
 
Geepfreak said:
Ooooh YEAH!

Ok, time to go do something productive. You guys enjoy the afternoon..
:wave: :wave:

Productive? Like what?
 
TRNDRVR said:
Geepfreak said:
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TRNDRVR said:
I BET...
SHE HAS
Lets get back to this. I want to know if she does? I'd hit that in a NY minute, and last only a NY second. Middle age sucks!!!
 
TRNDRVR said:
Lets get back to this. I want to know if she does? I'd hit that in a NY minute, and last only a NY second. Middle age sucks!!!

Speaking of this, I have another joke.









Ready?



















Here goes...















Why do some women fake orgasms?






















Because they think we give a shit.
 
Geepfreak said:
Sorry to hear..











:D

Come on...all the beer and sausage you could ever want. What other religion offers so much?
 
Geepfreak said:
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Sounds about right..

My mom was a girl scout leader so I got dragged along to all the girl scout meetings and campouts. Just when I started thinking about trying to peak into the showers at summercamp she shipped off with my dad. He was a boy scout leader.

I gotta tell you - we're involved with the cub scouts right now. My son wants to go to the meetings and campouts because all his friends are there - but I gotta tell you: of all the groups we are involved with, the absolute wierdest grownups are found at a cub scout function. I don't know what it is: I have a theory that all the losers in the world are hoping that scouting will give their precious little JR a leg up into high society. I don't know how much longer I can stand it. I absolutely loath at least 98% of the parents at any given scouting function. After an hour long meeting it takes the rest of the night for my jaws to relax from the grinding I do just to keep my mouth shut.

When I was a scout it was 20 guys in a room with two dad's: a scout master and an assistant. If you got out of line you got a boot to the butt and no whiny parent around to complain about it. At these cub scout meetings there's more parents than kids. I just drop him off and pick him up. I can't stay there anymore.

Just like the rest of the world, scouting has gone to hell in a handbasket. It sucks.

Hey! What the hell was this thread about, anyway?
 
Fergie said:
Absolutely correct!

politics and religion and ethnicity are not interconnected in the least! Completely seperate!

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Oh, damn that was funny.
 
Lawn Cher' said:
Productive? Like what?


My shop is/was(partly) filthy, Have a Cj-7 to work on tomorrow, so wanted it somewhat organized and free brake drum dust on the floor that your son left for me too clean up:D
 
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