Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons

 

[Highlander]

You must be really bored...


And so am I to be reading this!!! *L*

 

[jeepdude10000]

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt

 

[jeepdude10000]

The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies in during their life span

 

[Highlander]

I'm Gale Hicks suitor number three...

 

[jeepdude10000]

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year

 

[jeepdude10000]

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year

and they Canadians are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Highlander]

Just go out there and woo like your supposed to and nobody gets hurt.

 

[mdl]

 

[jeepdude10000]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

 

[Highlander]

You just quoted yourself.... Must be a canadian thing.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Frogs do not drink water

 

[jeepdude10000]

I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

 

[jeepdude10000]

i quote myself so people can see my remarks.

 

[jeepdude10000]

hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though

 

[jeepdude10000]

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots

 

[Highlander]

suitor number two


cant I be the second suitor?? Sounds like a toilet reference.

 

[OT]

Welp, that takes care of your allotment.
No more useless facts until you reup your membership.

 

[jeepdude10000]

The two most commonly sold items in grocery stores are breakfast cereals and soda.

 

[jeepdude10000]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year