Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Highlander]

P1: look at you you look like the kind of guy who begs for sex

P2: huh?

P1: I should know we can smell our own type

 

[jeepdude10000]

The average person spends 30 years mad at a family member

 

[Beej]

The basic idea of sexual fetishism is sexual arousal and satisfaction through an inanimate object, the fetish. In fact, there are differing definitions of fetishism.

In psychology, fetishism is a paraphilia, a sexual psychic disorder. The diagnosis of fetishism is justified only if the additional criteria of parahilia are fulfilled, above all only if the affected person suffers or harms other people. According to the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems (ICD), fetishism is the fixation on an inanimate object, while according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

In common speech, any fixation on a singular inanimate object, body part, body feature or sexual practice is called fetishism. Here, fetishism is not an illness but an uncommon but mostly harmless sexual orientation. (DSM), fetishism is the fixation on an inanimate object or a body part.

 

[jeepdude10000]

There are three golf balls sitting on the moon

 

[Highlander]

Snootchies bootchiessss!!!!!

 

[Beej]

In psychiatry, the clinical term frotteurism (no longer called frottage) refers to a specific sexual disorder. It is a paraphilia involving rubbing against a nonconsensual person to achieve sexual arousal or even orgasm, discreetly without being discovered, typically in a public place such as a crowded train.

The term toucherism is sometimes used to describe the closely related condition involving only touching or fondling without rubbing, although it is generally considered to be part of frotteurism.

Usually such nonconsensual sexual contact is viewed as criminal offense: a form of sexual assault albeit often classified as a misdemeanor with minor legal penalties. Conviction may result in a sentence including compulsory psychiatric treatment.

A person who suffers from frotteurism is known as a frotteur.

 

[jeepdude10000]

It's impossible to lick your elbow



now try that!

 

[Root Moose]

Welp, that takes care of your allotment.
No more useless facts until you reup your membership.

LOL

Please, make him stop!

Jeppdude - keep posting, that's not what I mean, just start posting something else. Half of those "facts" are BS.

 

[jeepdude10000]

It was so cold that in the winter of 1932, Niagra Falls froze completly solid

 

[Highlander]

The basic idea of sexual fetishism is sexual arousal and satisfaction through an inanimate object, the fetish. In fact, there are differing definitions of fetishism.

In psychology, fetishism is a paraphilia, a sexual psychic disorder. The diagnosis of fetishism is justified only if the additional criteria of parahilia are fulfilled, above all only if the affected person suffers or harms other people. According to the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems (ICD), fetishism is the fixation on an inanimate object, while according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

In common speech, any fixation on a singular inanimate object, body part, body feature or sexual practice is called fetishism. Here, fetishism is not an illness but an uncommon but mostly harmless sexual orientation. (DSM), fetishism is the fixation on an inanimate object or a body part.

Sweet....

My wife tells me all this stuff too. Good to know about fetishes!

 

[Beej]

Sadism is the sexual pleasure or gratification in the infliction of pain and suffering upon another person. The word is derived from the name of the Marquis de Sade, a prolific French philosopher-writer of sadistic novels.

The counterpart of sadism is masochism, the sexual pleasure or gratification of having pain or suffering inflicted upon the self, often consisting of sexual fantasies or urges for being beaten, humiliated, bound, tortured, or otherwise made to suffer, either as an enhancement to or a substitute for sexual pleasure. The name is derived from the name of the 19th century author Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, known for his novel Venus in Furs that dealt with highly masochistic themes.

Sadism and masochism, often interrelated (one person obtaining sadistic pleasure by inflicting pain or suffering on another person who thereby obtains masochistic pleasure), are collectively known as S&M or sadomasochism.

The words are now commonly used to describe personality traits in an emotional, rather than sexual sense. Although it is quite different from the original meaning, this usage is not entirely inaccurate. There is quite frequently a strong emotional aspect to the sexual desires, taking the form of a need for domination or submission—the desire to control another, or to be controlled, as opposed to a simple desire for pain (which is technically known as algolagnia).

It is often agreed that this desire for dominance or submission is in fact the driving force behind sadomasochism, with the giving and receiving of pain acting only as an active stimulation to reinforce those feelings. This view is supported by the nature of sadomasochistic behavior. A masochist does not in general take pleasure in any arbitrary form of pain, only in pain received under the pretext of enforcing authority, and typically only that of a sexual nature. Likewise, a sadist usually only takes pleasure in pain that is inflicted for reasons of punishment and control, and most often for the indirect pleasure of the masochist. Many sadomasochistic activities involve only mild pain or discomfort. Often they are focused primarily on roleplay.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[Beej]

Chronophilia is a rarely-used term which refers to a group of paraphilias of the type in which the paraphile's sexuoerotic age is discordant with his or her actual chronological age and is concordant with the age of the partner. It was coined by John Money. This is not directly related to infantophilia, pedophilia, ephebophilia, gerontophilia, or teleiophilia, in that they are merely paraphilias that favour members of a different age, without their sexuoerotic age being different.

Teleiophilia is a rarely-used term coined by Kurt Freund, meaning a minor's or adult's sexual attraction to adults. As this is the norm in most societies, it is not usually considered a paraphilia.

Gerontophilia refers to sexual attraction to the elderly among the non-elderly.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

 

[jeepdude10000]

ok still trying for post #4000

 

[Root Moose]

Sadism is the sexual pleasure or gratification in the infliction of pain and suffering upon another person. The word is derived from the name of the Marquis de Sade, a prolific French philosopher-writer of sadistic novels.

The counterpart of sadism is masochism, the sexual pleasure or gratification of having pain or suffering inflicted upon the self, often consisting of sexual fantasies or urges for being beaten, humiliated, bound, tortured, or otherwise made to suffer, either as an enhancement to or a substitute for sexual pleasure. The name is derived from the name of the 19th century author Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, known for his novel Venus in Furs that dealt with highly masochistic themes.

Sadism and masochism, often interrelated (one person obtaining sadistic pleasure by inflicting pain or suffering on another person who thereby obtains masochistic pleasure), are collectively known as S&M or sadomasochism.

The words are now commonly used to describe personality traits in an emotional, rather than sexual sense. Although it is quite different from the original meaning, this usage is not entirely inaccurate. There is quite frequently a strong emotional aspect to the sexual desires, taking the form of a need for domination or submission—the desire to control another, or to be controlled, as opposed to a simple desire for pain (which is technically known as algolagnia).

It is often agreed that this desire for dominance or submission is in fact the driving force behind sadomasochism, with the giving and receiving of pain acting only as an active stimulation to reinforce those feelings. This view is supported by the nature of sadomasochistic behavior. A masochist does not in general take pleasure in any arbitrary form of pain, only in pain received under the pretext of enforcing authority, and typically only that of a sexual nature. Likewise, a sadist usually only takes pleasure in pain that is inflicted for reasons of punishment and control, and most often for the indirect pleasure of the masochist. Many sadomasochistic activities involve only mild pain or discomfort. Often they are focused primarily on roleplay.

When sadists meet masochists:

Masochist: "Please, hurt me bad!"

Sadist: "No."

 

[IntrepidXJ]

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

 

[Highlander]

OK I'm going to start quoting from my wifes AB Psych book here in a second...



Beej is making me hot with all that dirty talk!!

 

[mdl]

It's impossible to lick your elbow



now try that!

Wrong. I can and so can millions of others. Coors gets thousands of emails a year telling them this.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up