Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

was hoping UPS would show up before I left

 

[CanMan]

Confucious say...
"Nail on board is not good as screw on bench."

 

[IntrepidXJ]

but i guess it's time to leave

 

[IntrepidXJ]

be back later

 

[CanMan]

Confucius say,
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

[jeepdude10000]

 

[jeepdude10000]

In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts

 

[jeepdude10000]

'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.; 'First Street' is the sixth!

 

[CanMan]

Confucius Say
Never tell a one legged hitch hiker to "hop in".

 

[jeepdude10000]

U-Haul is the world's largest advertiser in the Yellow Pages.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Saturn's rings are about 500,000 miles in circumference but only about a foot thick

 

[jeepdude10000]

There are more female than male millionaires in the United States.


ok going to come to US.

 

[XJhabitat]

it WOULD be illegal to celibrate christmass here

 

[jeepdude10000]

During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.

 

[jeepdude10000]

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

 

[jeepdude10000]

The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long!

probly someone from this forum

 

[CanMan]

35% of all statistics are made up.

 

[XJhabitat]

hey did you know that to be an NFL referee you need to have at least 1mil in the bank.. that way you can be bribed?

 

[jeepdude10000]

Diamonds mined in Brazil are harder than those found in Africa.