Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[IXNAYXJ]

-----Matt-----

 

[jeepdude10000]

McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys!

 

[CanMan]

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.

 

[IXNAYXJ]

whats the deal with the spare down underneath

Huh. That is strange. Never noticed that before. :dunno:

-----Matt-----

 

[jeepdude10000]

It snows more in the Grand Canyon than it does in Minneapolis, Minnesota

 

[XJhabitat]

damn somone mentioned the brute thing and there was 5869 pictures within 2 minits

 

[CanMan]

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.

 

[jeepdude10000]

The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

 

[XJhabitat]

hey i got an idea

 

[goodburbon]

Originally Posted by jeepdude10000
You can't create a folder called 'con' in Microsoft Windows!

holy chit thats true

 

[jeepdude10000]

Tablecloths were originally meant to serve as towels with which guests could wipe their hands and faces after dinner.

 

[XJhabitat]

nvm i lied

 

[goodburbon]

watching lesbians in a "no actual contact" porn is pointless

 

[jmowens]

Originally Posted by jeepdude10000
You can't create a folder called 'con' in Microsoft Windows!

holy chit thats true

Yeah I checked. Found this on the web... gotta love Google:

Actually, this makes perfect sense if you consider the nature of the CON
device. As already pointed out by several members, DOS had a number of
reserved names for devices. Some represented actual physical devices, such
as PRN for the printer and CON for the console (represented by the keyboard
or screen, depending upon I/O mode), and others logical devices, such as
NUL. In the case above, "trying to access a filesystem object called 'con',"
you're basically trying to _open_ the console device. When used as an input,
the CON device is the keyboard; as an output, it is the screen. For example,
the command

copy setup.log con

will cause the contents of setup.log to be displayed on the screen. CON in
this case is the output device. Conversely,

copy con testfile.txt
This is a testfile. (hit Ctrl-Z to mark end of file, then enter)
1 file(s) copied.

results in a text file named "testfile.txt," containing, "This is a
tesfile." In this case, CON is the input device, represented by the keyboard
(note the order of the commands; in the first, setup.log is the source of
the copy, con the destination; in the second, con is the source and
testfile.txt is the destination). In either case, neither can be "opened" by
the file system in the same sense that a file can be opened, so if you tried
to do so I would be surprised if Windows didn't hang.

 

[CanMan]

If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your arm.

 

[jmowens]

3516

 

[goodburbon]

these chicks need to quit shadow humping and bring on the pantomime penis!

 

[jmowens]

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[jeepdude10000]

u know its a good thing im running two monitors, i need them, mayby its time to get four monitors?

 

[goodburbon]

oooh an unabriged view of someone sucking on a bearded clam like a florida orange