Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[IcedXJ]

and to think you used to have to try to make a lot of posts, now it is setup for post whores

 

[jeepdude10000]

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

 

[jeepdude10000]

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

[jeepdude10000]

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

 

[jeepdude10000]

In Idaho, it is illegal to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds!

 

[IcedXJ]

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

thats what gives it its zing :laugh3:

 

[jeepdude10000]

If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Originally, BMW was an airplane engine manufacturer.

 

[rocklandxjer]

your just whoring till you hit 1000

 

[jeepdude10000]

At their closest point, the Russian and U.S. borders are less than two miles apart.

 

[jeepdude10000]

need to catch up to other guys posting in this one.

 

[jeepdude10000]

The word Tips is actually an acronym standing for 'To Insure Prompt Service'.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116

 

[jeepdude10000]

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death.

 

[jeepdude10000]

You can tape a small mirror onto a cone speaker, play music and shine a laser on to the mirror and the reflection will look like a laser light show on your wall.

 

[jeepdude10000]

An iceberg contains more heat than a lit match

 

[rocklandxjer]

too many homers....

 

[jeepdude10000]

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


what a pickup line!

 

[rocklandxjer]

what did you start this thread with, like 600?