Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

and recieve about 85000 emails that are smam.

 

[95meangreen]

no not half have posted...onye around 300 people have, jsut the same people posting over and over again

yeah well you know what i mean keep posting the hell out of this thread. Oh and im at work right now and this is my job to sit on my ass i only have to get up every hour. I even have worked on my car during work and tore up the fields around hear and i get paid for that shit sweet huh? how about everyone elses jobs what do u guys do and do u hate it?

 

[jeepdude10000]

More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people

 

[jeepdude10000]

yeah well you know what i mean keep posting the hell out of this thread. Oh and im at work right now and this is my job to sit on my ass i only have to get up every hour. I even have worked on my car during work and tore up the fields around hear and i get paid for that shit sweet huh? how about everyone elses jobs what do u guys do and do u hate it?

quit my job earlier this work, i figured it was better than killing, and wasnt enough hours.

 

[goodburbon]

Burbon...While you are over there you should try to hook up the guy from the Chec Rupublic. Are you getting to do anything besides webwheel?

hells no.


I know, I'm 2 pages behind but I am drunk, posting, AND trying to pretend like I am paying attention to my wife, so gimme a break!

 

[jeepdude10000]

When nobody else is around, 47% of people drink straight from the carton

 

[95meangreen]

You can't create a folder called 'con' in Microsoft Windows!

Huh? what the hell you were right thats ridiculous why is that?

 

[jeepdude10000]

Identity crisis? About 10% of Jewish households have Christmas Trees.

 

[Beej]

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

now go out and try that!

What if it has you by the thumbs?

 

[jeepdude10000]

Huh? what the hell you were right thats ridiculous why is that?

probly because that what Bill did to get windows!

 

[jeepdude10000]

Business.com is currently the most expensive domain name sold for $7.5 million.

 

[goodburbon]

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

nicer bordellos had them built into the walls.

 

[jeepdude10000]

In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas

 

[jeepdude10000]

Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.

 

[jeepdude10000]

Contrary to popular belief, lightning travels from the ground upwards not from the sky downwards.

 

[95meangreen]

bill that bitch i bet if u saw him somewhere most guys would punch him in the face nerdy douchbag.... i would.... and then i would take his wallet and make the sweetest XJ ever created!

 

[jeepdude10000]

Contrary to popular belief, the first ironclad warships were built by Korea in the 16th century.

 

[jeepdude10000]

In 1999, Pepsi, Inc. paid $0.00 in income tax!

 

[jeepdude10000]

In just about every species of mammal, the female lives longer than the male.