Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

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It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood...War is hell.
— General William Tecumseh Sherman

Repeat?
 
goodburbon said:
you are a regurgitation machine at the moment
Split the hairs any way you like.

:)
 
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
— Bjarne Stroustrup
 
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
— Voltaire
 
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH



This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you do! n't rea d the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)




3. Add 5






4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.




6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.




You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was the number of times you really want to eat Chocolate
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).



The next two numbers are




YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
 
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
— Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing
 
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
— Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)
 
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
— Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
 
Now run along and play your little hero game on Windows.
— seen on the web.
 
I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.
— Ferdinand Porsche
 
Try to read this

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cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
 
Religious people often say that religion offers absolute certainty about right and wrong; 'god tells them' what it is. Even supposing that the aforementioned gods exist, and that the believers really know what the gods think, that still does not provide certainty, because any being no matter how powerful can still be wrong. Whether gods exist or not, there is no way to get absolute certainty about ethics. Without absolute certainty, what do we do? We do the best we can. Injustice is happening now; suffering is happening now. We have choices to make now. To insist on absolute certainty before starting to apply ethics to life decisions is a way of choosing to be amoral.
— Richard Stallman
 
jeepdude10000 said:
To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive

Dude! That's just wrong. And bassackwards. Drink the vodka and you won't feel any pain...hell, you won't even remember you've got a wound :)
 
Religion has never really had a problem with killing as long as you kill someone that prays to a different invisible man than you do.
— George Carlin
 
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive.
— Thomas Jefferson
 
jeepdude10000 said:
To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

STOP IT WITH THE VODKA!!! What's the matter with you? sheesh
 
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