Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[goodburbon]

naked in a hotel room

you figure it out

 

[jeepdude10000]

Clones good or bad???

 

[Root Moose]

Start surfin'

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

Alright, now. This is just sick.

 

[jeepdude10000]

STOP IT WITH THE VODKA!!! What's the matter with you? sheesh

everything is wrong with me!

 

[goodburbon]

the bigger dick foriegn policy theory

"what they have bigger dicks? Bomb them" of course the bombs rockets and bullets are all shaped like dicks, not sure how that fits into the equation.

George Carlin

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

Once again, you would be drinking the vodka to cure aches and pains. Be careful, though. Frozen vodka can kill you. I read that on the internet.

 

[Root Moose]

God, please save me from your followers!
— Bumper Sticker

 

[jeepdude10000]

they say cloned sheep are dumb.

they say cloned muscle cars are bad - and good.

so that way more people can enjoy them.

 

[Root Moose]

It sounds like you're one of those pesky perfectionists who tries to raise the bar for all the rest of us hackers.
— Christian Hazel

 

[goodburbon]

the one problem an eskimo rapist has: getting wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking.

 

[goodburbon]

that was also george carlin

 

[goodburbon]

oooh
starting to feel the first one

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting

now do u drink it?

Well, now that you've been stung you don't have much time. You're going to have to chug that bottle if you want to finish it before the jellyfish finishes you.

 

[Root Moose]

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
— Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

 

[goodburbon]

damnit I would surf but I rubbed one out before work, so I'm not that interested right now

 

[jeepdude10000]

so y not clone humans with the same theory.

Ill take two Hilary Duff's, thanks

but dont clone Paris Hilton - there are already way too many skanks, sluts, and whores.

thanx very much.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
— George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Hah! That's me! My wife is the optomist. I drive her crazy :laugh2:

 

[goodburbon]

clones

having a dead wife I loved very much,,,,,a tempting paradox

 

[Root Moose]

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
— unknown