Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
— Jimmy Durante

 

[jeepdude10000]

Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting

now do u drink it?

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke!

TIME FOR LUNCH!!!!

 

[Root Moose]

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
— George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

 

[goodburbon]

you said you were checking out moose
you're up to 300+ posts in here now

 

[Root Moose]

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
— Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

 

[IcedXJ]

shit I am gone how long and 10 pages more, you suck! :thumbup:

 

[Root Moose]

you said you were checking out moose
you're up to 300+ posts in here now

Yeah, I know, can't help myself.

Someone wanna come over and b!tch slap me?

 

[jeepdude10000]

Subject: Daddy, How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male!

 

[Root Moose]

Yeah, I know, can't help myself.

Someone wanna come over and b!tch slap me?

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
— Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

 

[goodburbon]

I'm naked, have a 1.75 litre bottle of jack, a 1 litre bottle of crown, 8 330ml cokes, a bucket of Ice, the internet, mp3's and the BBC....time for a relaxing evening of post whoring.

 

[Root Moose]

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
— Buddha

 

[Root Moose]

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
— Confucius

 

[XJ Dreamin']

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
— Buddha

Got you covered there, Bud. I take care of myself pert near every night

 

[Root Moose]

Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
— unknown

 

[goodburbon]

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
— Buddha

that is retardation because he who thinks that he is not what he is, is immeadately labeled insane and dealt with accordingly.

 

[Root Moose]

I AM A POSTING MACHINE!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[goodburbon]

yeah, and the rock song "love is like oxygen" was stupid

 

[Root Moose]

He has not developed any significant capability with respect to weapons of mass destruction. He is unable to project conventional power against his neighbours.
— Colin Powell in February 2001

 

[Root Moose]

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.
— Yoda