Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
— unknown

 

[Root Moose]

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed; those who are cold and are not clothed.
— President Dwight D.Eisenhower, April 16, 1953

 

[jeepdude10000]

If your income is low, contact utility companies about reduced rates.

 

[Root Moose]

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
— Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

[Root Moose]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
— Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

[Root Moose]

If you have a sticker on your rig that says "It's a Jeep thing you, wouldn't understand" you don't understand.
— seen on the web

 

[Root Moose]

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
— Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

 

[Root Moose]

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
— Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

 

[Root Moose]

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
— Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

[jeepdude10000]

WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the
San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes
From the project that was to find a "water displacement"
Compound. They were successful with the fortienth
Formulation, thus WD-40

 

[Root Moose]

If you want to get laid go to college, if you want an education, go to a library.
— Frank Zappa

 

[Root Moose]

As for being a General, well, at the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords, we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.
— Sir Peter Ustinov

 

[Root Moose]

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
— Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

 

[Root Moose]

Everything science has taught me - and continues to teach me - strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death. Nothing disappears without a trace.
— Wernher von Braun

 

[Root Moose]

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
— Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

[XJ Dreamin']

it might have been said already but this thread will probably appear in EVERY search query performed on naxja

I would think that would be a good thing. Everyone needs to read this thread. It should be a requirement for registration.

 

[Root Moose]

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
— Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)

 

[Root Moose]

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
— Abba Eban (1915-2002)

 

[jeepdude10000]

How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?

 

[Root Moose]

The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a "mouse". There is no evidence that people want to use these things.
— John C. Dvorak, SF Examiner, Feb. 1984