Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby
23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

 

[Root Moose]

It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
— Albert Einstein

 

[jeepdude10000]

26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!
27 Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many y! ears!
29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste

 

[Root Moose]

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
— Jimi Hendrix

 

[goodburbon]

I like the bigger dick foriegn policy theory as put forth by george Carlin

 

[Root Moose]

In order to rally people, governments need enemies. They want us to be afraid, to hate, so we will rally behind them.
— Thich Nhat Hanh, Vietnamese Buddhist monk

 

[Root Moose]

Don't know that one - elaborate?

 

[jeepdude10000]

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.
32. To remove wax from clothes- Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel or use a brown paper bag.

32a. to remove wax from candle holders put into freezer for about an hour remove and tap upside down and the wax will fall out.
33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight!
35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!

 

[Root Moose]

The chain reaction of evil--wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
— Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

[Root Moose]

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
— Sir Winston Churchill

 

[jeepdude10000]

36. Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on clothes - Colgate
38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!
40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water.

 

[Root Moose]

Consulting: if you cannot be a part of the solution there is good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
— Anonymous

 

[Root Moose]

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
— Buddha

 

[rock rash]

wow...you guys went hog wild last night!

 

[Root Moose]

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
— Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

[jeepdude10000]

42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Gr een, Thursday = Red Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist t! ie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread w rappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping

 

[goodburbon]

yeah, maybe a little

 

[Root Moose]

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
— William Congreve (1670-1729)

 

[Root Moose]

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
— Benjamin Franklin

 

[goodburbon]

but root moose is on a rampage now, and has blown by me in personal posts