Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

The tribe's process for dealing with newcomers, change, or upheaval:


fear it
hate and persecute it
shun and ridicule it
make fun of it
get bored of it
accept it
eventually stop caring altogether

— seen on the web

 

[Root Moose]

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
— Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

 

[Root Moose]

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
— Noam Chomsky

 

[Root Moose]

Confusion and clutter are failures of design, not attributes of information.
— Edward R. Tufte, Envisioning Information

 

[Root Moose]

We must recognize the chief characteristic of the modern era--a permanent state of what I call violent peace.
— Admiral James D. Watkins

 

[Root Moose]

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
— unknown

 

[goodburbon]

We are Americans, our ignorance and hypocrisy knows no bounds

me-just now

 

[Root Moose]

Another fav...

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no substitute for a good blaster at your side, kid.
— Han Solo

 

[Root Moose]

Vietnam was the first war ever fought without censorship. Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.
— General William Westmoreland

 

[Root Moose]

Another goodie...

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
— John von Neumann (1903-1957)

Are there any Stephen Wright quotes along this line?

 

[Root Moose]

Speak for yourself, Bob. I sure as hell didn't have fun. Out of work for almost year and losing over $100k is not fun...

I'm looking forward to the next Internet bubble. I don't know what everyone's so negative about. The last bubble was lots of fun.
— Bob Metcalfe when asked if current deals in the works like eBay's purchase of Skype were an indication of more investment hype

 

[Root Moose]

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
— Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

 

[jeepdude10000]

GOOD FACTS TO KNOW

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any

 

[Root Moose]

If only more women thought like this...

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
— Anais Nin (1903-1977)

 

[jeepdude10000]

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

 

[Root Moose]

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.
— Lyndon B. Johnson

 

[jeepdude10000]

11 Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)
15. Stinky feet - Jello!

 

[Root Moose]

We are able to keep arms from him. His military forces have not been rebuilt.
— Condoleezza Rice in July 2001

 

[jeepdude10000]

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper

 

[Root Moose]

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
— General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)