Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

Don't worry - It only seems kinky the first time.
— unknown

 

[goodburbon]

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
— Mae West (1892-1980)

Thats hawt

 

[Root Moose]

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
— unknown

 

[goodburbon]

you're on a helluva roll

 

[Root Moose]

The statesman who yields to war fever...is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
— Sir Winston Churchill

 

[XJ Dreamin']

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
— Steven Wright

I have a map of the United States. The scale is 1:1. I keep it..everywhere.
--- Steven Wright

 

[Root Moose]

Socket meet pipe; timeo will be your bartender.

 

[goodburbon]

did you find a quotes oasis or something?

 

[Root Moose]

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
— Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915

 

[goodburbon]

churchill fantasized about mae west

 

[Root Moose]

I've got them in the DB on my web server

 

[Root Moose]

churchill fantasized about mae west

Didn't everyone?

 

[Root Moose]

...no mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology.
— Ronald Reagan

 

[goodburbon]

incidentally it was mentioned that mae also services key members of the shadow government a few pages back

 

[Root Moose]

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
— Ernest Benn

 

[Root Moose]

No one is listening until you fart.
— unknown

 

[Root Moose]

The mere fact that a lot of people say they believe something's ok doesn't guarantee that to be accurate information.
After all, if you were to poll players of Russian roulette, five out of six would tell you it's harmless.... and the sixth wouldn't have much to say.
— LilRocky on PBB

 

[Root Moose]

Four Weeks, Twenty papers, that's Two Dollars ... plus tip.
— "The paperboy" in "Better Off Dead"

 

[goodburbon]

...no mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology.
— Ronald Reagan

Ronnie didn't know muslims very well did he?

 

[goodburbon]

what happened root? those were entertaining