Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

Ronnie didn't know muslims very well did he?

Remember, statistically, half of the people you meet are below average.
— seen on the web

 

[Root Moose]

If it has tits or wheels, you're goin' have problems with it.
— gutpile

 

[Root Moose]

War should be the politics of last resort. And when we go to war, we should have a purpose that our people understand and support.
— Colin Powell

 

[Root Moose]

If the amount of excess spare parts we keep around was relative to the amount of projects we have completed, there would be nothing we havn't done.
— Sky @ SkyMfg

 

[Root Moose]

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
— Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

 

[Root Moose]

I'm like the pink ball that took the longest to realize it wasnt the paddle hurting me, but the stretchy white string.
— Dan Legault (big85xj)

 

[Root Moose]

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
— General George Patton (1885-1945)

 

[Root Moose]

Calling the whole system 'Linux' leads people to think that the system's development was started in 1991 by Linus Torvalds. That is what most users seem to think. The occasional few users that do know about the GNU Project often think we played a secondary role--for example, they say to me, 'Of course I know about GNU--GNU developed some tools that are part of Linux.
— Richard Stallman

 

[goodburbon]

ran out or your boss walk in?

 

[Root Moose]

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act.
— George Orwell

 

[Root Moose]

Sorry, coughing up a lung - hit refresh - i think you missed some.

 

[Root Moose]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
— unknown

 

[Root Moose]

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
— A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service

 

[goodburbon]

nevermind, there was just a mini time lapse

 

[Root Moose]

War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious.
— General Smedley Butler

 

[Root Moose]

I have just come to a realization!
This scroll by Broken Sword contains no secrets of his swordmanship. What this reveals is his highest ideal. In the first stage, man and sword become one and each other. Here, even a blade of grass can be used as a lethal weapon. In the next stage, the sword resides not in the hand but in the heart. Even without a weapon, the warrior can slay his enemy from a hundred paces. But the ultimate ideal is when the sword disappears altogether. The warrior embraces all around him. The desire to kill no longer exists. Only peace remains.
— King of Qin, as played by Chen Dao Ming in the movie "Hero" (Ying xiong)

 

[Root Moose]

Only two things in life seem to be infinite the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure about the first one.
— Albert Einstein

 

[goodburbon]

gotta refresh pretty fast to keep up

 

[Root Moose]

To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
— Buddha

 

[Root Moose]

While we are postponing, life speeds by.
— Seneca (3BC - 65AD)