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Stang5lgt

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So back when we went to Eagle Rock I bought a sticker from Troy that says "If I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister". Anyway I drive my XJ for work and I find myself looking my rear view seeing people chuckling. First I wonder why they are laughing then remember the sticker. So today I had a guy follow me all the way to my kids day care, and then ask me where I got the sticker. I told him to goto Bigoffroad.com. So I hope you have them on there Troy. :D
 
That is funny I have seen that one before though.................t-shirts, cups, etc.

Yella should make money on those things if you keep advertising it around and he stocks up.

The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw;


"Nuke baby gay whales for Jesus." (A concoction of all those popular bumper stickers you hated seeing after a few years.)
 
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That is funny I have seen that one before though.................t-shirts, cups, etc.

Yella should make money on those things if you keep advertising it around and he stocks up.

The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw;


"Nuke baby gay whales for Jesus." (A concoction of all those popular bumper stickers you hated seeing after a few years.)
I have seen that one never really thought it was that funny. It is like saying I hate bumper stickers so I am going to put a bumper sticker on my car that makes fun of other bumper stickers. Kinda defeats the purpose.
 
Yep - got plenty of 'em - buy 'em on the website! :D
 
The best one I did was "I wish my wife got this dirty".

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It even got stuck above the grill hood at the Hooters on Kiping and 6th...ahh good times.
 
I have seen that one never really thought it was that funny. It is like saying I hate bumper stickers so I am going to put a bumper sticker on my car that makes fun of other bumper stickers. Kinda defeats the purpose.


I know, that is why I thought it was so funny, that and it makes no sense I like those..............I like seeing the weak minded pondering about it. :rolleyes:


My second fav is; "LIFT IT....FAT CHICKS CAN'T JUMP."


JohnJohn I like the "HONK IF PARTS FALL OFF."
 
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"Honk if parts fall off"...I resemble that remark!
 
I like that first one "insanity has replaced reason in the modification of this vehicle" I've seen a few rigs that fit that description, including my own. I also think LED's avatar would make a good bumper sticker as well.

"Your sister is hot, but your mom does that thing with her tongue"
 
I have that one on the back on my Jeep and extras. If anyone wants one you can buy my extras. Fat chicks hate that one. I had one come out of a doughnut shop to yell at me over that one.
 
Classic, did she have bits of donut flying out of her mouth as she yelled?
 
I have that one on the back on my Jeep and extras. If anyone wants one you can buy my extras. Fat chicks hate that one. I had one come out of a doughnut shop to yell at me over that one.

the best christmas gift you could give me right now would be to tell me that that story is true!

how much would you want for your extras? i'd probably take 2
 
this one could apply to a couple people on here :rolleyes:
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My daughter was driving my XJ (which has automatic transmission),
I got her a used VW Beetle for Christmas.


She needs a bumper sticker that says:

"WARNING! Learning to drive stick-shift!"

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I got whip-lash riding around with her.


...and I know I better read up on changing a clutch in a VW.

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I swear it is true... I was backed into a spot in front of Devils Food Bakery in Cherry Creek. I was working on a camera job at the shop next door. I went out to get some tools from my rig when she walked out and started yelling. She must have weighted 350. She ask me what that sticker meant. I said "Lady you are the reason I have that sticker on my rig." and walked away. She must have stay standing there for 20 minutes after I said that. If you want those decals just PM me.
 
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