I heard this on the radio yesterday at work. I'm not a stoner or anything, just me and the guys at work got a kick out of it.
A lizard is walking through the woods and says to himself "I smell someone smoking pot, I'll bet it's pothead monkey". He looked up into the trees and sure enough there he sat smoking away.
The monkey looked down and saw lizard and shouted "hey lizard, come up and check out this killer bud I just scored". The lizard said "I believe I will" and climbed up and joined the monkey.
After a while the lizard turns to the monkey and says "Man my mouth is so dry, I'm going to have to take a break and head down to the river to get a drink". So the lizard climbs down and heads to the river. While there an alligator swims up and says, "what are you doing lizard". The lizard says "I've been up there in a tree with pothead monkey, he just scored some killer weed, you should go up and check it out". The aligator says " I believe I will and headed out.
When the alligator reaches the tree, he looks up to see pothead monkey looking down at him and the gator shouts up "hey pothead monkey, you got any more of that killer weed left.The monkey gives him a puzzled look and says "Man, how much water did you drink".
A lizard is walking through the woods and says to himself "I smell someone smoking pot, I'll bet it's pothead monkey". He looked up into the trees and sure enough there he sat smoking away.
The monkey looked down and saw lizard and shouted "hey lizard, come up and check out this killer bud I just scored". The lizard said "I believe I will" and climbed up and joined the monkey.
After a while the lizard turns to the monkey and says "Man my mouth is so dry, I'm going to have to take a break and head down to the river to get a drink". So the lizard climbs down and heads to the river. While there an alligator swims up and says, "what are you doing lizard". The lizard says "I've been up there in a tree with pothead monkey, he just scored some killer weed, you should go up and check it out". The aligator says " I believe I will and headed out.
When the alligator reaches the tree, he looks up to see pothead monkey looking down at him and the gator shouts up "hey pothead monkey, you got any more of that killer weed left.The monkey gives him a puzzled look and says "Man, how much water did you drink".
