Jeep Didn't Pass Inspection .... NO Surprise

[MrSimon]

I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees?!

 

[chedisme]

whats the name of that comedian?

 

[Joev]

Chris Farley..He was so dam funny.

whats the name of that comedian?

 

[Joev]

Or was it "spankey"

was it alfalfa?.. or...

 

[chedisme]

no its a line from tommy boy. and its buddy wacket.

Chris Farley..He was so dam funny.

 

[Joev]

Courtsey of IMDB.com
Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard Hayden: Um, going over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? Geez, I don't see them!
Richard Hayden: They're... in my briefcase.
Tommy: How can you be reading documents, when they're in you're briefcase? Hmm... that's a mystery!
Richard Hayden: Ok then, let's hit it.
Tommy: Richard! Were you watching, "Spank-tra-vision?" Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?
Richard Hayden: Ok, let's get some shut-eye.
Tommy: Say! That's a pretty girl down there!
Richard Hayden: Good for her.
Tommy: Gee, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees!
Richard Hayden: Couldn't tell ya.
[Later that night]
Tommy: Big day tomorrow. Hope we can keep this momentum goin'.
Richard Hayden: Yup. That'd be good.
Tommy: Richard... Who's you're favorite little rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky? *Giggles*
Tommy: Sinner.

 

[chedisme]

ok id say we have now accomplished two things.

1. totally hijacked Simon's thread.
and
2. beaten the tommy boy jokes to death.

 

[MrSimon]

ok id say we have now accomplished two things.

1. totally hijacked Simon's thread.
and
2. beaten the tommy boy jokes to death.

1. Who cares

2. Tommy Boy NEVER gets old!!!!

 

[chedisme]

you know for being such a big Farley fan, I have never seen his last movie where he and spade are explorers. I should really find that one.

 

[knuckle_buster]

I've got just one finger for YOU ..... and I'll let you guess which one it is:viking:

Just don't tell me to pull it ! assgas:

 

[knuckle_buster]

you know for being such a big Farley fan, I have never seen his last movie where he and spade are explorers. I should really find that one.

He did a movie with Matthew Perry called "almost heroes" back in 97' and it was a spoof on Louis and Clark

 

[Joev]

100% agree...Tommy Boy never gets old.. and I think MrSimon wouldn't mind a hijack now and again...

All in good fun...Anyone want to do more movie quotes?

..Roads..where we're going we don't need roads....

..Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor..

..Talk to me Goose..

1. Who cares

2. Tommy Boy NEVER gets old!!!!

 

[SeansBlueXJ]

..Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor..

Germans?....

Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[Joev]

We will put them on double secret phrobation..

Double..secret..phrobation sir?
:greensmok

Germans?....

Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[knuckle_buster]

- "Listen, you can't just go around killing people!"

"why?"

- "Because, you just can't"

"why?"

- "Just trust me on this, okay!"

- "Promise me that you won't kill anybody else"


from Terminator 2

 

[MrSimon]

Oh man, I hated that quote .... the kid's voice was so high and squeaky - very annoying.

- "Listen, you can't just go around killing people!"

"why?"

- "Because, you just can't"

"why?"

- "Just trust me on this, okay!"

- "Promise me that you won't kill anybody else"


from Terminator 2

 

[iBoost]

I took it in last night with all my fingers crossed.

It passed emmisions fine, but the safety inspection revealed a whole list of things.

License plate is hanging on by only one screw and doesn't have a light.

The axle side bushing on my track bar is broken (maybe thats why my steering is all over the place)

My tail pipe doesn't exit outside of the body (maybe I shouldn't have just cut it off)

One of the parking lights is out (I wonder if they know the bulb is fine, but there is a short somewhere)

The parking brake cables are either broken or not hooked up (I was hoping they wouldn't notice that)

I have a leaky fuel line by the filter

My water pump leaks a little bit (so what)

It needs alligned (don't all Jeeps?)

Man, I wish I lived somewhere that didn't have safety inspection.

Time to get to work!!!!!

Pay off someone to get a sticker