Issues with the neighbors kid....

[BigSteve]

Really you can do that? Cause I have people that make illegal U-turns over by my shop all the time.

 

[jeeperjohn]

Really you can do that? Cause I have people that make illegal U-turns over by my shop all the time.

Depends on the amount of danger involved whether a police officer is going to take action. People making illegal u-turns is not as important an issue as a knucklehead playing ricky racer in a residential area.

 

[Darky]

Hot wheels makes/made a working radar gun for a while...if he's got a radar detector, you could hit him with that a few times and see if he slows down...

 

[bails85]

Just walk over to him when he parks and tell him to slow the XXXX down or you'll call the cops. That's understandable in any language.

 

[toyotawrench]

Just walk over to him when he parks and tell him to slow the XXXX down or you'll call the cops. That's understandable in any language.

Julio tell him something funny to say in spanish!

 

[GrimmJeeper]

Julio tell him something funny to say in spanish!

pe chinga tu guey pinche mamon? vete la verga puta?

 

[Reedster]

Tu mama trabaja en la calle.

 

[Vanimal]

un gato en mis pantalones. works every time.

 

[hawkeye 1]

pe chinga tu guey pinche mamon? vete la verga puta?

Tu mama trabaja en la calle.

un gato en mis pantalones.

Can some of you please translate this to a white guy?LOL:dunno:

 

[BigSteve]

The bottom one I am pretty certain is "I have a cat in my pants." But I am not 100% one gringo to another my spanish ain't so bueno!

 

[GrimmJeeper]

Can some of you please translate this to a white guy?LOL:dunno:

I would translate the ones I posted but the word filter would XXXX out most of it :eyes:

 

[jeeperjohn]

Can some of you please translate this to a white guy?LOL:dunno:

I have a cat in my pants and it is scratching my balls making them red and bloody, please help!

 

[souske]

John, please leave your personal life out of this...

 

[Leep]

Te he de vídeo no parar y acelerar a través de la esquina. Voy a llevarlo a la policía y llamar a immegration de sus padres.

OR

Si usted no deje que le decapitan como un coyote rabioso en busca de su próxima comida ...

Tell the kid both of these and see what he says.

 

[WebDog]

Te he de vídeo no parar y acelerar a través de la esquina. Voy a llevarlo a la policía y llamar a immegration de sus padres.

OR

Si usted no deje que le decapitan como un coyote rabioso en busca de su próxima comida ...

Tell the kid both of these and see what he says.

wtf! lol

 

[Lurch]

Voy a llevarlo a la policía y llamar a immegration de sus padres.

^Aye carumba!.

 

[jeeperjohn]

Te he de vídeo no parar y acelerar a través de la esquina. Voy a llevarlo a la policía y llamar a immegration de sus padres.

OR

Si usted no deje que le decapitan como un coyote rabioso en busca de su próxima comida ...

Tell the kid both of these and see what he says.

Translation: If I see you speeding on my street again I am gonna put sweat from by bolleros in your burrito when you are not looking.
And:
Your car looks like a headless rabbit a coyote has eaten and pooped out on the ground.


This language stuff is easy!

 

[Darky]

What I got was
If I see you speeding again, I will video it and take it to the police and call immigration on your parents.

and

I will cut your head off and feed it to a rabid coyote.

 

[bails85]

This POO POO is funny. Can't you just slice his tires in the middle of the night?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

What I got was
If I see you speeding again, I will video it and take it to the police and call immigration on your parents.

and

I will cut your head off and feed it to a rabid coyote.

we have a winner