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I passed this lady in the fast lane on the interstate this morning. I was passing her from the middle lane, so I expected to see her texting or something. Well, I noticed she had the "no texting" sticker on her back window, but she was going really slow. I looked and the woman had the visor mirror down putting her make-up on. At least she wasn't texting and driving, right?!!!1:wow:
 
YESSSSSS

So a day or so ago I got a letter saying a student loan I had was defaulted and that I had to pay the remaining balance within 30 days. I freaked cause I had been making payments on it, more than the minimum, and that I couldn't figure out why it defaulted.

Well I called the loan office at my college 5 times yesterday and never heard back from them and I was really freaking out... Today I find out that the office has the staff capacity of (1) and that she was gone yesterday. Ontop of that, I don't have to pay back the loan because I became a public education teacher within the state I went to college!


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nice, im glad he didn't shoot ya! :D

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Don't forget to crack the skulls.... They can't get their mouths around the full skull
 
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nice, im glad he didn't shoot ya! :D

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

My uncle had a pig farm for many years lol
 
P.S. Ho-Bags balls showed up in the mail yesterday! I'll probably have the kids install them tomorrow...
 
headed back into the xj world?.....i almost bought one before i bought my 93.


It was beat pretty good, they lifted the front by cutting the tower and welding in a pice of pipe, rear was a 3" block.

Stuff I can fix but he wouldn't take 800 (he was asking 1200) so I walked. Before I left I told him I hope he doesn't get sued when the front spring tower colapses and kills someone.
 
It was beat pretty good, they lifted the front by cutting the tower and welding in a pice of pipe, rear was a 3" block.

Stuff I can fix but he wouldn't take 800 (he was asking 1200) so I walked. Before I left I told him I hope he doesn't get sued when the front spring tower colapses and kills someone.


All the kool kids have two doors.
 
you don't know what you are talking about. i have a 4 door!

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My lightforces may be for sale soon in favor of an 18" LED bar. Pretty sure my lights and winch can't share the same space. Pm me off you're interested.
 
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