Important

[seanR]

Three teen age boys were walking down a rural road and come across a dead woman's nude body in the ditch.
They run to the nearest house and call the law.
They walk back to the body and out of respect cover her private parts with there caps.
The first lad has a Bears cap and places it over her left breast.
The second lad covers her right breast with his Vikings cap.
The third lad, a Colts fan, covers her crotch.
The police arrive in a few minuets and an officer starts examining the body for clues.
He writes a few things in his note book.
He removes the Bears cap, writes some more down.
He removes the Vikings cap, write a little more.
Then he removes the Colts cap, he looks, he writes something down,
he looks closer, writes some more stuff down,
steps around to the other side, looks again, writes quite a bit more in his book.
Finally one of the young men speak up, "Hey, what is the matter with you, look under the Bears cap for only a second and write just a little bit down,
You look under the Vikings cap for only a second and write even less.
But when you look under the Colts cap, you stare at it and write an entire book!
What is the matter with you?"
"Well", the officer says, "Usually when I look under a Colts cap I see an @$$hole! I was confused."

 

[Dirk Pitt]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little
Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him
about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in
his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
some guy and stay with him all night for money.
"The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work
on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true
about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He plays for the Chicago Bears,
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

 

[seanR]

Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Indianapolis Colt out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado during the playoffs?
A: To RCA Dome - it's rare for a "touchdown" to happen in there!

Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill

Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
^Hell Yea!



After living a full life, Peyton Manning died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and Orange sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, an Chicago Bears towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an SEC Championship MVP and a first round draft pick, and I even played in Pro Bowl."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Rex Grossman* get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: “Peyton, that's not Rex's house, it's mine!

*Some may say Walter Peyton, but we all know his is the biggest house in heaven already!

 

[seanR]

Did you guys see the weather radar for Florida this weekend?

 

[magnum CJ]

two boys were playing ice hockey in chicago when a deranged rottweiler attacked one of the boys. the other boy acting fast stuck his hockey stick in the dogs collar and twisted it till it broke the dogs neck. a reporter happened to be nearby and saw the whole thing. he rushed over to interview the boy about his courageous deed. he starts writing in his pad "little cubs fan stops dangerous dog". the boy says "but mister, I'm not a cubs fan". the reporter says "I'm sorry, being in chicago I assumed you were a cubs fan". so he starts writing "little sox fan stops dangerous dog". the boy says "but mister, I'm not a sox fan". the reporter says again "I'm sorry, being in chicago I assumed you were a sox fan". he starts to write again, "little bears fan stops dangerous dog". the little boy says again, "but mister, I'm not a bears fan". the reporter asks the boy what professional team he does like. the boy says he likes the packers. so the reporter starts writing, "little bastard from wisconsin kills family pet...."

 

[steelmen]

34-17 BEARS

 

[Dirt]

two boys were playing ice hockey in chicago when a deranged rottweiler attacked one of the boys. the other boy acting fast stuck his hockey stick in the dogs collar and twisted it till it broke the dogs neck. a reporter happened to be nearby and saw the whole thing. he rushed over to interview the boy about his courageous deed. he starts writing in his pad "little cubs fan stops dangerous dog". the boy says "but mister, I'm not a cubs fan". the reporter says "I'm sorry, being in chicago I assumed you were a cubs fan". so he starts writing "little sox fan stops dangerous dog". the boy says "but mister, I'm not a sox fan". the reporter says again "I'm sorry, being in chicago I assumed you were a sox fan". he starts to write again, "little bears fan stops dangerous dog". the little boy says again, "but mister, I'm not a bears fan". the reporter asks the boy what professional team he does like. the boy says he likes the packers. so the reporter starts writing, "little bastard from wisconsin kills family pet...."

:worship:

 

[LBEXJ]

two boys were playing ice hockey in chicago when a deranged rottweiler attacked one of the boys. the other boy acting fast stuck his hockey stick in the dogs collar and twisted it till it broke the dogs neck. a reporter happened to be nearby and saw the whole thing. he rushed over to interview the boy about his courageous deed. he starts writing in his pad "little cubs fan stops dangerous dog". the boy says "but mister, I'm not a cubs fan". the reporter says "I'm sorry, being in chicago I assumed you were a cubs fan". so he starts writing "little sox fan stops dangerous dog". the boy says "but mister, I'm not a sox fan". the reporter says again "I'm sorry, being in chicago I assumed you were a sox fan". he starts to write again, "little bears fan stops dangerous dog". the little boy says again, "but mister, I'm not a bears fan". the reporter asks the boy what professional team he does like. the boy says he likes the packers. so the reporter starts writing, "little bastard from wisconsin kills family pet...."

Son ... when you spell "Packers", you damned well better capitalize it.

Signed: the Scrawny little bastard from Parke County

 

[HaleYes]

Son ... when you spell "Packers", you damned well better capitalize it.

Signed: the Scrawny little bastard from Parke County

:laugh:

 

[seanR]

Son ... when you spell "Packers", you damned well better capitalize it.

Signed: the Scrawny little bastard from Parke County

Yea, as in, may I Pack your stool in?

 

[goodburbon]

I'm rootin fer the



who gives a shits






Goooooooooooooo give a shit




cuz I don't

 

[LBEXJ]

Yea, as in, may I Pack your stool in?

I just have to question your example Sean ... whose stool are you wanting to pack?

You ben hangin' wit Ramsey waaay too much ...

Les

 

[Ramsey]

Didn't catch the superbowl, who won?

 

[SteelblueSteve]

The Packers. Sorry, packers.

 

[goodburbon]

i expected it to be blasted all over these pages, don't make me look it up.

 

[LBEXJ]

i expected it to be blasted all over these pages, don't make me look it up.

That should be a pretty good indication ...

Colts won ...

Les

 

[Ramsey]

I THINK, that MAYBE, the bears MIGHT have LOST. BUT from what everyone was saying, that just couldnt be true.

 

[goodburbon]

Oh, the cocky katrina joke making asshat bears lost. I'm not a big sports fan at all but it pleasures me that after all of that asshattery they got pwned.

 

[Ramsey]

Yes, the cocky katrina joke making asshat bears did lose the superbowl.

 

[87manche]

sweet jeebus it's cold here.
-4 with a wind chill somewhere abouts -25.
I can tell you that it sucked changing the starter in a parking lot on saturday.