Ramsey
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Shreveport, LA
Sure they are, keep smoking that
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Roxtar
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- NW Indiana-Chicago area
One of my all time favorate lines from Rev, before starting to grind the welds off BC's X-member, "Are these normal welds or Brad welds?"
Nothing exceeds like excess.
Nothing exceeds like excess.
Ramsey
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Shreveport, LA
No matter how many hours have passed since you ate wings, if you havent washed your hands well its still gonna burn like hell when you touch your eye.
BRIANHO13
<- Yum Chocolate
- Location
- Spring, TX
Ramsey said:
Or pick your nose.
goodburbon
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Westcliffe Colorado.
masturbation is interesting after eating boiled crawfish.
Rev Den
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Plainfield, IL
Everyone should have a welder with the setting "Chernobyl".kid4lyf said:"Are these normal welds or Brad welds?"
Nothing exceeds like excess.
Rev
Roxtar
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- NW Indiana-Chicago area
What's the point of having 600 amps if you don't use them. :firedevilRev Den said:Everyone should have a welder with the setting "Chernobyl".
Rev
Ramsey
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Shreveport, LA
I'll let you know sunday night.goodburbon said:
Rev Den
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Plainfield, IL
I was gonna go.....tossed the tickets and decided to go to a buddies instead.
Rev
Rev
goodburbon
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Westcliffe Colorado.
bad week
victim of identity theft, credit card fraud, had an english paper due, I think my front u-joints are going bad and tonight I get to spend the night in the hospital under an oxygen tent with my 1 year old who has pneumonia.
victim of identity theft, credit card fraud, had an english paper due, I think my front u-joints are going bad and tonight I get to spend the night in the hospital under an oxygen tent with my 1 year old who has pneumonia.
97XJ Jeeper
Semper Fi
- Location
- Southeast Iowa
that sux man, i feel for ya my 9 mo old son got out of the hospital with rsv about a week ago. he had to be keep in the oxy tent also and they made it seem like he was a monster or something everytime a nurse or doc came in they had the robes, gloves, masks, and goggles on. my ex father in law is still going through the id theft, it has been 2 years and the still havent caught the woman yet as far as i know, yeah a woman stole a mans id i dont know how they do. hope things get better for ya man. I send a prayer out for ya and your kid.
XJMK
aka boredchimp
- Location
- Neenah, WI
I recently found out that a card that has never left my Fort Knox was used to buy $530 in Avon products.
Signing the legal papers Chase sent me as we speak.
I'm still confused on how it happened.
Signing the legal papers Chase sent me as we speak.
I'm still confused on how it happened.
RedHeep
NAXJA #1499
- Location
- Landenberg, PA
boredchimp said:
Had our bank account emptied by a russian website last may. No idea how they got my debit card info either. Bank of America investigated and made it right.
Dirt
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Fayetteville, AR
Bank of America is so AWESOME!... I still use my Georgia account while I'm here in MI. The bad thing, is my work doesn't offer direct deposit! So that's a testament to how much I like them. I went through the same thing with my debit card though. Didn't lose a dime. :thumbup:
goodburbon
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Westcliffe Colorado.
Apparently they requested a credit report and then disputed something on it. Used the information they got to open a FedEx shipping account, We got the FedEx account information in the mail and said "I wonder WTF this is?" Next thing we knew Fedex called us asking for a phone number to a recipient of a package. We said that we had none, and had not sent a package. They sent the package back to us.
I went to the bank and had the debit card that was tied to the shipping account deactivated, at which time they informed me that there were 37 charges between 25-40 dollars and my account was a -$600 balance.
We transferred from savings to cover the costs and prevent any NSF charges from coming through and having to be disputed later. Fedex agreed to refund the money.
Someone called my wife Saturday morning and asked if she had sent a check to them with e-mailed directions to cash it, keep part of it and send the rest to another "charity" and asked if this was a scam. We reccomended she go to the authorities. We called the FBI and they said "the office is closed on weekends, call back monday at 8 am. So we called the state police and they said "wow that sucks, call your local authority" begrudgingly we called the Parish sheriffs office and they sent someone to take a statement.
Monday morning the package being sent back to us arrived. The package contained a check for $4000. It was originally mailed from California to Georgia. We know this because the "detective" opened it with a pocket knife and reached in to see what was in it. ( aren't they supposed to process that stuff as evidence?)
We contacted Fedex and apparently we can't get a list of who the packages were sent to without a subpoena. The detective made a face when we told him this because apparently he would have to talk to the DA and that would take "at least a month".
So all the while we were concerned that the police were gonna follow a paper trail that led back to us and arrest us. We were also concerned hat a bunch of people were about to cash 37 fraudulent checks and cause themselves financial and legal problems, The authorities don't care, and FedEX roadblocked us from trying to contact these people and warn them.
I love the government.
I went to the bank and had the debit card that was tied to the shipping account deactivated, at which time they informed me that there were 37 charges between 25-40 dollars and my account was a -$600 balance.
We transferred from savings to cover the costs and prevent any NSF charges from coming through and having to be disputed later. Fedex agreed to refund the money.
Someone called my wife Saturday morning and asked if she had sent a check to them with e-mailed directions to cash it, keep part of it and send the rest to another "charity" and asked if this was a scam. We reccomended she go to the authorities. We called the FBI and they said "the office is closed on weekends, call back monday at 8 am. So we called the state police and they said "wow that sucks, call your local authority" begrudgingly we called the Parish sheriffs office and they sent someone to take a statement.
Monday morning the package being sent back to us arrived. The package contained a check for $4000. It was originally mailed from California to Georgia. We know this because the "detective" opened it with a pocket knife and reached in to see what was in it. ( aren't they supposed to process that stuff as evidence?)
We contacted Fedex and apparently we can't get a list of who the packages were sent to without a subpoena. The detective made a face when we told him this because apparently he would have to talk to the DA and that would take "at least a month".
So all the while we were concerned that the police were gonna follow a paper trail that led back to us and arrest us. We were also concerned hat a bunch of people were about to cash 37 fraudulent checks and cause themselves financial and legal problems, The authorities don't care, and FedEX roadblocked us from trying to contact these people and warn them.
I love the government.
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
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The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
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(old one) An Illinois woman chose to go for early labor, two days before her due date, so that her "Chicago Bears" besotted husband could watch them play against the "New Orleans Saints" during Sunday's NFC Championship game. Colleen Pavelka, 28, said her decision to induce early labor was out of her fear of going into labor during the game, that might have resulted in Mark, her husband, missing out on the game. "I thought, how could (Mark) miss this one opportunity that he might never have again in his life?,"
________________________________
Q: Why is the Bears football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and Cheerios?
A: A Cheerio belongs in a bowl.
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The bears have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.
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Why can't Rex Grossman use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
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If you see a bears fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
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The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Bears are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
...
CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately
suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to
investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again...
how do u keep Rex Grossman from mastrubating???
paint his penis blue and white... he'll never beat that!!
The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
_______________________________
The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
_______________________________
(old one) An Illinois woman chose to go for early labor, two days before her due date, so that her "Chicago Bears" besotted husband could watch them play against the "New Orleans Saints" during Sunday's NFC Championship game. Colleen Pavelka, 28, said her decision to induce early labor was out of her fear of going into labor during the game, that might have resulted in Mark, her husband, missing out on the game. "I thought, how could (Mark) miss this one opportunity that he might never have again in his life?,"
________________________________
Q: Why is the Bears football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
________________________________
Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and Cheerios?
A: A Cheerio belongs in a bowl.
________________________________
The bears have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores.
________________________________
Why can't Rex Grossman use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver.
_________________________________
If you see a bears fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
________________________________
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Bears are Super Bowl contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"
...
CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately
suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to
investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again...
how do u keep Rex Grossman from mastrubating???
paint his penis blue and white... he'll never beat that!!
Ramsey
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Shreveport, LA
If you see a bears fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike
that wins the joke
It could be your bike
that wins the joke
