Important

[XJosh95]

ban all high capacity vehicles! anything bigger than a 10 passenger van. nobody needs anything bigger than a Prius anyway.

:roflmao:I see what you did there...

Also, ban black vehicles. Especially Hummers, since they're for military only.

Ban heavy bumpers and kevlar tires, they make the vehicle more durable.

While you're at it, ban window tint and fog lights too!

And semi-auto transmissions.

I suppose we can also count on banning Argos and 6x6 Gators for having more than 4 drive wheels.

 

[altrocker1]

...we also have a new company policy that we cannot use cell phones in the truck even with Bluetooth, I will be putting in my resignation the moment they put a dash cam facing the driver

how are you supposed to masturbate with a camera in the truck...sheesh...




the no cell phone thing seems stupid to me. my friends who drive have unlimited plans so they can talk to people to stay alert while driving. even short driving shifts can probably wear on you if you're tired....i understand that people can get distracted while talking on the phone, but it seems that more drivers probable fall asleep at the wheel than cause a collision while on a hands free device.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Ask Mac what I do when I'm sleepy

 

[ChiXJeff]

Ask Mac what I do when I'm sleepy

Rubber-band the mike open and rant for hours?

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I never talk on the CB, truck drivers are idiots.

Fore 'true story' Wheeler

 

[WB9YZU]

I never talk on the CB, truck drivers are idiots.

Fore 'true story' Wheeler

I miss the late 70's when everyone was an idiot on the CB, not just truckers

 

[altrocker1]

Ask Mac what I do when I'm sleepy

cell phone porn :dunno:

:laugh3:

or calling mac?


alt "could go either way" rocker1

 

[RedHeep]

cell phone porn :dunno:

:laugh3:

or calling mac?


alt "could go either way" rocker1

Could go both ways.

 

[macgyvr]

You know when you are both working late into the night...

mac 'It was Dan and John tho that broke the table in my camper...' gyvr

 

[altrocker1]

You know when you are both working late into the night...

mac 'It was Dan and John tho that broke the table in my camper...' gyvr

facetime ftw...

 

[macgyvr]

I'm still pissed he didn't buy an iphone...

mac 'bummer' gyvr

 

[RedHeep]

I fixed my hub lockout problem today.

red 'drive flanges' heep

 

[seanR]

Re: Re: Important

I worked for an hour today, then went to the National Corvette Museum.

Rev

See any porcupines

 

[shortxjdoug]

I miss the late 70's when everyone was an idiot on the CB, not just truckers

i was an idiot on the cb until about a year ago

everything i owned had one in it for awhile

 

[macgyvr]

I have a cb in my company car.

mac 'Im the working girl shocker!' gyvr

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I have a cb in my company car.

mac 'Im the working girl shocker!' gyvr

Guys like you make it hard for guys like me to find a good lizzard.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Post 48557, almost my zip code

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Page 3238. What my waistline used to be, and what it is now

 

[XJosh95]

Lol! The last time I had a 32 waist was when I was in 7th grade. I was a 34 until I graduated. Gradually bumped up after that to a 40. Probably around a 38 now. I can comfortably wear my double stack pistol inside the waistband on my 40s.

XJosh 'Down 3 belt sizes in 2 months' 95

 

[macgyvr]

The last of it...

mac 'been a good run' gyvr