Lessee..... I've had 2 people run right into the rear end of my Heep while I was completely stopped at a light, both of them were looking at a cell phone. The second one, he came out of his car, looking like he wanted to start something.... then I got out, got in his face and blew his ears off: "WILL YOU WATCH THE F*** WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING?!!!!" He decided that it'd be a good idea to not piss me off any more.
Worse, I've now got several incidents with my 7' tall, 7,000 lb., apparently completely invisible Dodge. One front end, two side swipes (one of them is a good beer story, she almost got charged with filing a false police report,) and 2 rear-ends. Oh, and another false police report where I actually had an arrest warrant out on me. 9 months after, it took one, just one, 10 minute phone call with the state trooper to get that cleared up.